That child with a baby is only three years older than my sweet, dumb (in an endearing, adolescent way) son. He doesn’t have a full driver’s license yet. He’s hoping to land his first after school job soon. The thought of him procreating three years from now makes me feel light-headed.

I’ve adored Tom Petty ever since I saw a clip of... something, I don’t remember what it was, but a fanboy stands up and asks Tom about the symbolism of something and goes on for a couple of minutes (which is a long question) about whether it means this or it means that, blah blah blah. When he finally finishes the…

Whoops, didn’t see him lol. There goes my whole joke...

Yeah I think the problem isn’t not caring about children, it’s caring too much about your own children and not at all about anyone else’s.

Well worth your time...that doc.

I am a huge Tom Petty fan these days (not always). Great doc on Netflix for any fans.

USE YOUR WORDS, PEOPLE!

I love Wayfair. Ordered everything from them for 1/2 my tiny bathroom - toilet, lav, vanity, medicine chest, wall cabinet. Too bad they don’t sell tubs, tiles, and plumbers so I can finish the other half!

No joke, whenever I feel reeeeeeeally depressed about being single and childless at 38, I go to Ikea on a Saturday and, voila, I instantly feel super happy to not have to wrangle overhyped kids and yell at my husband while choosing a new sofa!

I like Boomerang for this. Especially when I was a contractor, I was doing my work at weird hours. I’d just set the email to go out the next morning, so I wouldn’t forget and have it in drafts forever (a bad habit of mine.)

I guess it’s just me. I live in a small apt and have all the furniture I need.

We’re getting an IKEA store near Indianapolis and I still for the life of me do not understand what the big fucking deal is.

I.... dunno. With drugs you only fuck yourself up (except for influence with his fans). With religion the money you donate goes toward fucking OTHER people up.

2017 marks ten years in the shadows on this site for me. But it’s cool, most of my clothes are grey, so matching.

I like you. I love “Grey Gardens” and just built a house with a grey color scheme outside, grey, white, greens, pops of red interior. Your shaise would look wonderful on my patio.

Classy. Respectful. Just like I like my elected officials.

So Kylie Jenner probably didn’t know she was ripping the artist Sarah Pope off with that graphic. I don’t think she and her ilk have the capacity to be aware of contemporary art and the ability to discern its mainstream potential (if I’m wrong, that still makes her stupid enough to intentionally steal intellectual…

It’s not a violation of first amendment rights, however I have to question the appropriateness of the POTUS blocking people who disagree with him. It’s one thing for Joe Schmo to do that, but when you’re a publicly elected* official and it’s your job to listen to the people, even when they disagree

May I just say that I, as a 35 year old male, had no idea who Chrissy Teigen was (outside of that weird smile incident). Then I started following her on twitter a few months ago, she is gold. She is bit coin. She wields her tweets with the delicacy and purpose of a samurai.

It kinda kills me that Kim K can mobilize people for political action, but hey: I guess at this point I’ll take what I can get and hope we engage the electorate more effectively in the future. :head desk head desk head desk: