Knock knock.

Thanks for providing the impetus to look this up

“Fish Heads”, by Barnes & Barnes.

“Nothing a new D battery can’t fix.” -Phillies fans

Yikes. Good thing these preseason injuries don’t count!

August 1st: Rose bets $100 on Ichiro to get 3,000th career MLB hit.

Looks like the Yankees decided to put A-Rod out to pasture. That idiom works for centaurs, as well as horses, right?

You’d think Green would wait to get to Rio to go viral.

Agreed and OH please. Gawker medias consistent and non hypocritical position on leaking information..

So Wikileaks was cool when they’re taking down Bush and the Republicans, but when they do the same to Clinton and the Democrats they’ve hit rock bottom?

Please, oh PLEASE prosecute them. I’d love to see Mr. & Mrs. High & Mighty Useless be prevented from traveling overseas ever again! They’re an embarrassment to the entire U.S.

Was really confused seeing the pic. Couldn’t make the connection with the article. But we’re used to low standards here so...

“Nah, we’re good.”

I’m guessing this is a PR move to counter the gorilla news.

Still pissed off about the dead gorilla.

This is the polar opposite of Terry Collins going into the Dodgers booth to say hi to Vin Scully

His families must be so proud of him.