Black.

There was more effort on defense here than there is in an entire NBA season

Unless you’re Josh Hamilton. Then you’re just satisfied with actual crack

That’s exactly the problem. This shiny object distracted me from the latest news of the Somali First Division backup keeper tripping over his own shoelace. I’m on the hunt for mindless internet content. Then again, one could argue that Carly was certainly mindless.

I mean, yeah, she was a terrible executive, and a really bad presidential candidate. But I come to Deadspin for sports. Can we please just get some damn sports?

Now as gawker celebrates the man’s death because he found the constitution did not support gay marriage as a right, or any marriage as a right for that matter and gizmodo celebrates his death as a boon to climate change progress we have jalopnik pointing out that the same man following the same compass which he used…

“Back over to you for a rebuttal, Curt Schilling”

What’s the big deal? It’s not like people are betting on the outcome.

HOT TAKE: Cibulkova should have thrown the next point to make up for the obviously blown call.

2009 called. it said shut the fuck up.

DeMarcus Ware took Oher to the cleaners; thankfully Sandra Bullock picked him up a few hours later.

An artist’s rendition of the 405 in the summer of 2024 (assuming that LA is chosen to host the Olympics):

When they cut to Peyton sitting in the locker room as the representative of the Colts’ Super Bowl victory, he was drinking a Gatorade in front of a pallet of Gatorades. Papa John was also one of the first people whose hands he shook as the game was ending. He is very, very good at this.

Pretty disgusting that Manning would use this opportunity to shill for Budweiser. Especially when he owes this win to Miller.

Anchor Julie Stewart-Binks suggested he should dance for her.

Stantastic Fart is one of my favorite loud and deadly bands.

Bettman should thank whatever God he believes in that Scott didn’t club him over the head with the trophy and then run over his body with the car.

If ‘Megatron’ keeps his word, that leaves his career numbers as follows: 83* touchdowns on 731* receptions for 11,619* yards.

I feel his pain. I plan on watching the Super Bowl with 11 or 12 screwdrivers in my hand.

Giselle: “My husband cannot throw the fucking ball and catch balls in the face at the same time.”