Baker was so unaware of the alleged Chapman incident that he wrapped up his press conference by announcing that if no one had any more questions, he would be leaving in order to make it on time to tonight’s John Lennon concert.

Not the most gruesome weightlifting footage I’ve seen by a longshot.

30 years from now, people will ask where you were on November 30th, 2015, when the Ravens beat the Browns, and the entire world will say:

They’re now calling him Tony Oh No!

Several years ago, my ex wife was going to her work Christmas party. I wasn’t feeling well so I just dropped her off and told her to call when she was ready to come home.

I’m just going to leave this here....

The Panthers are America’s greatest 9-1 team and despite their one loss, they’re playing great. One Nation! One Team! One Loss!

Sometimes what doesnt kill you probably should have just killed you.

“Looks clean to me.”

“He a DOG! He a DOOOOOOOG!”

I make jokes at strangers’ funerals. It's not the life I chose but it's the life I lead.

Flutie’s dad was long rumored to have a better arm than Doug, but who knew his mother was also better at passing.

Found on ebay:

2015 USAF Ghostrider Gunship
One of a kind
Babied...never tracked or raced...never wintered.
New wings and recently replaced OEM flight crew buckets.
$50 million OBO.
No tire kickers, no mavericks.

WOW

They took the “Brown” literally I guess.

Don’t be so sure. Maybe Go Pro is the wolf’s and his wolf buddy in the video posted it on you Youtube.

Apparently he’s Barry Bonds all of a sudden?

I think I would watch a buddy comedy starring Rob Ford and Boris Johnson playing disgraced former mayors who have to make up for their crimes by doing good deeds. But they are buffoons so hilarity ensues.

Kids like this kid: