The baby will probably have a bruise on their head, but it could have been much worse. Thank God the fans were only throwing light beer cans.

I guess you can say... [Puts on sunglasses]... cooler heads prevailed.

Mendoza is one hundred times better at this than Kruk and Schilling are.

To be fair, I don’t want anyone with titties calling baseball games for me either, which is why I’m thrilled that Curt Schilling is still suspended.

And just like Tits McGee, this dumb fuck is on vacation.

On the bright side, C.C. Sabathia finally has some drinking buddies again.

This is like the happiest I’ve been to live in New York.

“It seems like Williams was utterly unable to carry out his job by doing anything other than making plans and sticking with them, unique circumstances be damned”

I think you meant Josh Donaldson screaming about beers, not Josh Hamilton. That would be unfortunate.

The only way to truly settle this is for them to arm wrestle.

Given how previous battles have gone, I expect the NFLPA to not only give the $300 million, but agree to have every player work 25 hours per month on the stadium itself.

Hello Mudda

I’m assuming at the end he tearfully points at Pacman Jones and yells, “I learned it from watching you!”

Jason Pierre Paw

One source said the procedure Pierre-Paul had done Sept. 4 to “close up” his middle finger was still fresh when he met with team doctors on Sept. 7.

This is even more impressive when you realize the officer was unseeded.

How tall is she now?

So the Giants were trying to get away with a four-fingered discount?

“Well, where I come from, we do bark in the park every night.”

Just another manic Munn day.