Is the unnamed event for all the PSL holders who got screwed by York out of Super Bowl tickets? Or was it that they found out Jim Tomsula was in the lead for selling the most Girl Scout Cookies?

February is also Howard Cosell History Month.

It’s that nasal sound of Bettman that is just the cherry on top of his creepiness.

Gwyneth is the Hillary Clinton of the movie business. Both way too skanky because of their attitudes.

GPS or RFID is the answer.

What? The NBA? I totally agree.

This league sucks so much now. I saw the 30 for 30 about the Detroit Pistons when the NBA was more real. It’s just plain unwatchable now.

Yeah, this is a symptom of the ESPN system, where you have to say something Skip Bayless like to get any attention. We get the point Danny Boy

Ah, nothing to worry about here...the Gawker House of Cards is about to burn down. Incredulous, half assed research into stories and scorched earth journalism is about to be greatly reduced as the hounds are knocking on the door.

Time to ban knives! Three lives would have been saved!

...after installing Microsoft Bob.

Hillary Cunton.

Also announced today: Marlon McCree will be the Chargers Relocation Ambassador, so there is no chance in hell that they will fuck this thing up.

That might explain Bill Belichick’s black eye.

There’s a big difference between equal opportunity and equal outcome. You appear to have the two of them confused.

Let’s blame ESPN for the atrocity of still using Flash for videos.

Let’s see, 0 for 50 in terms of Eagle Super Bowl victories. I’ll take Coughlin’s 2 for 12 anytime, even if we gave you our table scraps for that game. Not even Ryan Howard has a slump like that. Philly’s the shittiest town of them all, and their fans deserve everything they get.

Goddammit...+1

Is that Andrew Giuliani all grows up?

I hope all you people who are criticizing this are also not voting for Hillary, who panders 100x than this, like changing her accent to meet whatever state she is speaking in. I wouldn’t vote for either of these, BTW.