It’s only fair, right? How many years have we had exclusively men on our bills? It’ll take that many years again with only women just to balance things out.

I hadn’t even thought of that. It’s got to be good for 20% at least, right?

Jesus Christ, what a bunch of butts. I don’t have kids and I don’t want kids and I don’t really like kids but I do my best to nod along supportively when people talk about their kids or show me pictures or whatever because that is basic human courtesy and also I guess it’s really nice that people love their kids? It’s…

What percentage of MRAs would be felled by ragestroke, putting a woman named Mankiller on the $20. How fast will the $10 bill be spitefully boosted to the top of the currency food chain, in laughable protest. The mind reels.

Nothing could be more appropriate than replacing Jackson with a Cherokee woman. Absolutely nothing.

Oh, so original, Sato.

body language was very expressive but of course the faces did not move at all

That’s not being a bitch, that's being a good parent.

Yeah. If anyone is interested in donating to the legal fund for Ramsey Orta, the guy who is in Rikers after filming Eric Garner’s murder, they’re still a while short of their goal.

This is a nightmare and it's never going to stop. They're going to keep on killing us. They have all the power and no fear.

“Ever watch golf on TV? It’s like watching flies fuck.”

So this guy is 33. That means he was born in 1981. His racist shit means that no, racism will not go away when the old and crotchety bigots die off. Racism will be around until the sun explodes.

Nope. Just check out my cousin, Racist Brian, on FB. That’s not his name, but you get the idea.

It sounds like he’s been getting away with it for a long time.

How much longer are we going to have to endure people dignifying mental illness as a political affiliation?!?

A cough suppressant made him threaten to kill his wife. Just want to be sure we’re all clear on that.