Pro Tip: Not that I think any of you would, but for the love of god don't tell people that just lost a loved one they should have tried this bullshit to save them. It will cause them to scream, and maybe even react violently at you, which is fully deserved. Cancer patients are on so much medication and receiving so…

I think it's insane. I say that as a someone who had breast cancer and whose mother died from it. People die in Phase I and II trials and they are severely limited for that reason. My mother was also literally a poster child for a certain drug as she was one of the first patients to go into what passes for remission…

*apple cider vinegar

*grafts llama head onto dead human body, selects dress*

I dunno... maybe she just shouldn't have swallowed that IUD in the first place.

I grew up in Idaho. This isn't an aberration. Now I have the sads.

*through my uterus

Jezebel Senior Editor, James Franco.

No lie, I had a dream about you. I was interviewing celebrities and one on my list was "Adultosaur" and I was like "hey, I know that name".

For snobbery purposes I would like to point out that "Lilac Wine" was not written by Jeff Buckley. It was written in the early '50s by James Shelton for a musical revue. Eartha Kitt recorded it and then eventually Nina Simone began to perform it. Buckley was a big Simone fan and she was his inspiration to include it…

I like her for the crazy.

That's horrific. I'm so sorry.

What an absolute monster. I am someone who holds Dr. Jack Kevorkian in high esteem and as an absolute hero, and believes in the right to die with dignity. It is nobody's choice but the person who is suffering. Our regressive attitudes on this issue need to be changed, pronto. We need to look at this the way that the…

I just don't understand why we allow humans to suffer needlessly in this country when it comes to dying. We don't do that with our pets, if I was told tomorrow my dog was very sick with no hope and putting him to sleep was the best and he wouldn't have to live in pain, then sadly I would put him to sleep.

My own…

Ah, finally someone to push the bisexual agenda! Mine is actually just a leather-bound planner that helps me keep track of which days I'm straight and which days I'm a lesbian. Because that's totally how it works.

Agreed. For some crazy reason, too many of your cohorts are listening to people like the Duggars, and I don't get it.

no take backs is legally binding. it's a global rule.

Is it wrong to hope this Judge is immortal? Maybe she has a makeup artist to help her with her elder look and truthfully she looks like Julianne Moore underneath it all.....she was turned by Lestat centuries ago and will never leave us. God, this would be an awesome HBO series.

Hey Jezzies, I need your advice on an LGBT related issue:

Perfect time to pull this out: