years, dollars or cents?

1. no

Are her parents happy now? Instead of a child who did not grow up to meet their personal expectations - because, holy shit, that never happens to any parent ever — now they have no child. Bastards.

They obviously didn't take the note too seriously if they can't even get it right after her death.

"My sweet 16 year old son, Joshua Ryan Alcorn went home to heaven this morning. He was out for an early morning walk and was hit by a truck."

Judging by the Tumblr, she was a fan of Sailor Moon, feminism, and stockings with cats on them

what pissed me off the most was the fact that he didn't wipe the existing hair off of the tweezers in between pulls. Like START FRESH OMG

From what generation is the horse?

my mother literally looks like kim jong un in all the family pictures she was in since she hit puberty

But then we'll just have bears on the bus taking up even more space.

Her complexion is fair.

Oh I think I could give Hugh Laurie a run for his money in those little toxic packets. I get that they're a preservative but do we REALLY need them in boxes of toddler shoes? Because toddlers love things they shouldn't eat and when my kid got a bunch of pairs of shoes for Christmas finding these things before she…

I heard this song earlier this week and I really liked it!! It reminds me of my old clubbing days before I had to keep kicking kids off my lawn.

Better yet, someone send him the videos of rats having sex. After all, he paid for it.

The article is called The Online Dating Douchebag, though. None of the women you described sound douchey. They're just women who aren't interested in dating you or women who don't possess the traits of someone you'd want to date. I think it's rather telling that you group those people with those who treat others…

Did you do this just for Kix? O I get it now.

Cheerio, I say.