The school principal? Says........cracker means what? An antonym, you say? This seems like a recurring theme for poor Jeff.

“She had a bag from Bath and Body Works, and she took out a scrub and said she was going to beat me with it. It was tangerine”, LeCroix said.

there was no malice in my heart or my son’s heart that day

the last person to have been president of this country might have evidence of a crime in his possession

tis but a scratch

Man. The cops show up quick when they think there’s a chance they can shoot somebody. I see they sent the basic deputy starter-pack.

I’m sorry, but THE PRIORITY OF POLICING is whatever the police say it is. Whatever is the most cowardly. This is the way.

It is in Russia’s best interest to make this as difficult for Brittney Griner as possible. Propaganda-wise, she represents everything that makes America a disgusting, morally bankrupt, capitalist utopia.

trying to steal from vendors and climbed over a safety fence, almost being struck by a roller coaster

Wow. Economic anxiety really makes you do some crazy shit.

My bad, he’s thin.

Oh, no! Dear Sir or Madam, the crime rate will go DOWN!

I don’t know, I think this is pretty representative of all police.

That tweet.

Something is afoul in Denmark. 

When white supremacy talks about “Valuing Freedom” tee emm (like freedom of speech), they’re speaking of it in the sense that only people like them should ultimately possess it. All other people — people of color, women, LGBTQ people — are viewed as subjects who exist to be controlled by the privileged class. I mean,…

If you need to be outraged at the police, please by all means, be outraged by the police.

Dear Sir or Madam:

Trick question. Rhetorical.

“How DARE YOU speak the truth about me ~IN PUBLIC~ every time something good is happening for me!!!! I mean!!! How am I supposed to MOVE ON and rehabilitate myself/my image!!! Especially after apologizing with a stunning lack of empathy due to my narcissism!!