YES. GET THE D.

“I don’t delight in anyone’s demise.” -April Ryan

By the power of Grayskull.

More violence.

Look at this magic:

Sarah Hucksbee thinks it’s bad that This Person won’t join the ‘president’?

Take. Your. Star.

Then they should be prepared to make themselves martyrs for the cause.

What the fuck is wrong with this woman?

He’s very much in touch with the younger woman part. 

The ~bare minimum~ of digging would have revealed the roots of the me too movement and those (guessing) white, male “Edgy Trailblazers”tm at time chose a shiny, marketable product after the emotionally taxing grunt work is done. Best they could do. Glad they didn’t hurt themselves.

Wow. This is an incredibly pathetic take.

If you think this is ~just~ the air force, think again. The military is willfully, deliberately ignoring the lautenberg amendment, so that their soldiers can return to the ‘real world’ with an unblemished record. They don’t want them to return to the world without being able to have a real gun.

WELL, THEN. I hate to inform everyone that he is ALSO going to ruin the much anticipated Gnomeo and Juliet 2, as the iconic Sherlock Holmes character (yes, he got his phalanges on sherlock). Not to mention, some Agathe Christie vehicle he’ll be taking part in. There’s more than one world gettin wrecked over here.

I tried to star this more than once.

The event included a brunch of unseasoned chicken breasts and celery casserole.

Wait, wait. How many sexual assaults are we going to have to let him perform?

“I know! I know a way that I can always feel safe and NEVER, ever be challenged again! I’ll only ever fuck children!”