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Vaginafication Nation
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When that little angel on Matthew Nadeau’s shoulder says, “Not today, Satan”, I think it means it.

“our Negro-whisperer hood anthropologist”

“Good thing it wasn’t mating season! The sheer force of their bite could be lethal. Perhaps Jim should get back in the land rover and put on his shoes!”

Doesn’t that come from deer ticks?

The words of one man have more weight that the words of over 40 women? Lol,‘K!

It looks like a stock photo of ‘smug asshole’.

“Also, now that I’m bothered by this, why is this so specific?”

I’m sorry, but Ms. Leonard seems like a handy person to have in a tight spot.

I’m grossed out, too.

“What is this right now, medieval Europe or smthg?)“

True, true.

I think there’s a line.

Most delicious brunch I have ever, ever had.

O.K. till the last one. :(

Ledell Lee, I commend your body. I pray to God for your forgiveness. Please look kindly on us. I, for one, am sorry. Amen.

This dress is in my mother’s closet. 20 bucks says it’s vintage. Like 1970-1984 vintage.

I am 100% here for this headline.

That was my FIRST THOUGHT. “I hope Roo is O.K.!”