“Also, now that I’m bothered by this, why is this so specific?”

I’m sorry, but Ms. Leonard seems like a handy person to have in a tight spot.

I’m grossed out, too.

“What is this right now, medieval Europe or smthg?)“

True, true.

I think there’s a line.

Most delicious brunch I have ever, ever had.

Ledell Lee, I commend your body. I pray to God for your forgiveness. Please look kindly on us. I, for one, am sorry. Amen.

This dress is in my mother’s closet. 20 bucks says it’s vintage. Like 1970-1984 vintage.

I am 100% here for this headline.

That was my FIRST THOUGHT. “I hope Roo is O.K.!”

“we need to learn a harsh lesson”

Think these rubes can handle the nag hammadi library? Or that Mary was not a prostitute and not any apostle, but THE apostle? Tweaking scripture is most definitely a Feature when you’ve got some other ‘beliefs’ that need justified.

I believe it’s a courtship ritual. He’s casting a wide net to announce that his lap is now open, because clearly, his chemically-peeled face is not for sitting.

This comment conjures the visual of his blow-up doll sitting on his face. (Better her than us.)

Because it makes their lives relevant. After that, they can’t give up the power.

Waxing philosophic for my long gone youth! Fish and grits for (almost every) breakfast. Conch. I haven’t had conch in years. Thank you, Yesha.

*blushing while overheating*

the air conditioning