Could I have a metal one?

God. This guy is such a cunt.

I guess this is what they’re doing when they aren’t at the Dakota pipeline, freezing their balls off. So proud of the incompetence!

Alas, my husband still lives.

Russia has always believed in the ‘failure of democracy’. Now, they get to show us.

So, so legit.

Yeah, I had to get outta that line when I realized my mom was standing in it.

Dear Danielle Y.,

Bell Biv DeVos.

My deepest apologizes for all my future comments.

Clearly, the woman is a hero/saint and doing the lord’s work. We commit his body. Amen

Thanks Rooo

I don’t remember the ‘tertiary syphilis’ episode of No Reservations?

They don’t hate us!!! We’re just obstinate beasts that need minded. Yay!

“At what point will President Trump get down to the business of serving the American people instead of catering to his own fragile masculinity and ego?”

A correction? Lol, ‘k. Being married to a man doesn’t make her ‘not gay’. Presentation, identification and attraction are three different things, none of which exclude the other.

You said she was “married to a dude” and thus “ not gay”. This patently false. She could be married to a man and still be completely gay. These two things are not exclusive.

“just an FYI: she’s not gay,”

“That is not part of our program,” Black said, responding to a question about contraceptives being covered as preventative care under employer-sponsored health plans. She went on to insist that women could just get their birth control elsewhere”

“Not that it’s super important, but just an FYI: she’s not gay, she’s married to a dude.”