Jesus Fucking Christ. Who does this dick think he is? Anna, you are AT LEAST a 6. ;)

Dude. Brilliance like a Bedazzler.

GUILTY.

Maybe she learned it from you?

HolyShit.

Go shortie.

Exactly. He couldn’t ‘access’ her. Which I'm sure in his mind makes her unprofessional. He's sentient sperm.

“This guy I’ve NEVER HEARD OF is going to catch a lot of bad shit.” So, I’ve been watching her ‘model’ in all those movies? I can’t wait till she starts actually ‘acting’.

*High Five*

Only the BLACK PRESIDENT has to set an example.

I'll over look it as long as doesn't speak.

“Look me in the beard when I’m talking to you.” Pay attention. Asshole.

Filed To:MY BOYFRIEND

Hawaiian=muslims. That's a teabagger fact.

Call me we start eating each other. Then I'll be concerned.

More imagined fights, please! It's the best part. Please and thank you.

So. I just watched the video. It just keeps getting better. Thank you!

Yes, that fedora with ‘those’ shorts should have been punishment enough. But then, the goddess peers out over her latte and says, “not today, satan” and BOOM, head injury.

I'm in the target ladies room, liberally pepper spraying dudebros taking selfies. Code word: evangelical.

THAT is the most horrible thing I've seen in about 3 months.