This is why you’ll have heart disease and/or diabetes. Good luck.

REAL IS SUCH A THREAT. Good.

I give your health 12 decent years. If you’re lucky.

The key word is “skill”. You copied and pasted it yourself. Difference of opinion. Maybe we should define “food” first?

Thank you. That was actually my point. It's funny how everyone brought up vegetables and the microwave (because it's obviously useful). And I really enjoyed all the name calling (typical foodie snobbishness) but, I grow actual vegetables and kill actual animals. To eat. And it's delicious.

That sounds incredibly bland. If you preferred the taste of cooking those foods differently, would you go through the trouble or would you use the microwave for convenience?

Agreed. Cooking IS a process.

I'm stupid. O. K. What's the last thing you killed and ate? Because, when you go to that kind of trouble, the microwave is not your buddy.

That was actually my point. Thank you for saying it better than me. And for calling me a name.

“in various ways’. You copied and pasted it yourself.

Yes, and they won't be worth eating. It's not cooking. How would you cook a squirrel or a pig?

Yes. But were you meant to eat that?

I’m glad you brought him up. Alton brown is the biggest hack I know.

Well, let's. I'll kill something, and you can pontificate. Right?

That's the point. They won't be delicious if I don't. Cooking.

How do you want to “cook”these? There is a possum coming, how do you want him? Wait, tell me about the microbes again!

How do you want to “cook” these? Micro?

You have a preference? (Chicken, vegetables). That's cooking, not heating.

What is the last thing you cooked?

Agreed.