Amending to add: I was clearing some blackberry bushes (2 acres!) with a machete. Some guy came up to the gate. I’m here to tell you, machete is the way to go. I was given respect the the likes of which are rarely seen. I then went out and purchased two more. My SO when coming home, “These are really pretty.” Me, “I…

That is my genuine point. Sqeezing that trigger is a decision. A decision for ill (when it's people).

OF. COURSE.

I haven't called a cop since one of them tried to rape me in the front seat of his car. We no longer need the police here. In any capacity.

I know! And Kim Davis did not stroke out! Who would have thought. Congrats. Have a wonderful marriage. Did he get you that cat tho? (Call her Rosebud!)

Mark, I read the post about you telling Allen that you were getting married ALOUD to my SO. It took until the end when he said, “It’s two dudes?” and I screamed, “Yes! Isn’t it beautiful?”. You reached people you don’t even know about. I will do my best in future to follow you. Just write the shit out of it. Like you…

How dare you! Such language! He's only 5.

The police ARE children. Maladjusted, improperly socialized children. With guns.

Congratulations! You are embarking on the best time of your life. Feel no shame and regret nothing. Cheers!

Right up until Boudica thought to herself, “Imma burn this fucker right down.”

Do you want to what’s under the word ‘subtle’ in the dictionary? THIS COMMENT. So smooth.

All I can think when I look at this perfect, wee dog is; he sure has a lot of patience. A LOT.

Mark. I will miss you. And Allen. And the Guinea pigs. I love your writing. Are they just not reading it? Congrats on the nuptials. Rosebud!

It was just kind of weird/cool to realize we're in the same place.

Thank you, anonymous internet buddy. Good to know.

Where would one go to have an abortion in NE Tennessee?

He's so much dumb in one place. A puppy's turd blossom.

This was well done, Madeleine Davies.

I know the BEST way for a woman to live!

I need a FEMALE BOND.