I know! And Kim Davis did not stroke out! Who would have thought. Congrats. Have a wonderful marriage. Did he get you that cat tho? (Call her Rosebud!)

Mark, I read the post about you telling Allen that you were getting married ALOUD to my SO. It took until the end when he said, “It’s two dudes?” and I screamed, “Yes! Isn’t it beautiful?”. You reached people you don’t even know about. I will do my best in future to follow you. Just write the shit out of it. Like you…

How dare you! Such language! He's only 5.

The police ARE children. Maladjusted, improperly socialized children. With guns.

Congratulations! You are embarking on the best time of your life. Feel no shame and regret nothing. Cheers!

Right up until Boudica thought to herself, “Imma burn this fucker right down.”

Do you want to what’s under the word ‘subtle’ in the dictionary? THIS COMMENT. So smooth.

All I can think when I look at this perfect, wee dog is; he sure has a lot of patience. A LOT.

Mark. I will miss you. And Allen. And the Guinea pigs. I love your writing. Are they just not reading it? Congrats on the nuptials. Rosebud!

It was just kind of weird/cool to realize we're in the same place.

Thank you, anonymous internet buddy. Good to know.

Where would one go to have an abortion in NE Tennessee?

He's so much dumb in one place. A puppy's turd blossom.

This was well done, Madeleine Davies.

I know the BEST way for a woman to live!

I need a FEMALE BOND.

Thank you! Cheers!

It’s because the number ONE cause of death during pregnancy is homocide.

Yep, sounds like Ms. Irizarry has a pretty good head on her shoulders. (sp)

Totally would.