I need a FEMALE BOND.

Thank you! Cheers!

It’s because the number ONE cause of death during pregnancy is homocide.

Yep, sounds like Ms. Irizarry has a pretty good head on her shoulders. (sp)

Totally would.

This must be framed and hung in my home. Thanks!

Dear Seventh Circle of Hell,

SEE! This! You and randilyn are why I show the hell up.

You mean cops in other places ARE NOT testosterone addicted control freaks that must escalate every situation they are in to violence? That sounds fake.

So, the mayor is upset that the White House didn’t ‘verify’ with her?

50+ time loser and self aggrandizing, smug rapist badly misjudges self worth while clinging desperately, with vice grips, to maintain relevance, puts on play to deflect criticism, fails miserably. Damon Wayans remains skeptical.

But, if he takes away her ability to be heard, he won’t be stuck with the chore of having to interrupt her. Win/win.

After flirting with my SO (her uncle), I mocked HIS 14YO niece and laughed in her face. In retaliation, she filed a complaint with child services (drinking to intoxication in front of my children/drawing a gun on my SO. Wait, what?) The shelter cats didn’t kill the mouse, just broke it’s back. Killing was up to us. A…

(Hope this appears waaaay down tread, .....because, I waited.) Afternoon Ladies! I would like to offer my services. These Perfect Misogynists(tm) live a mere hour+ away from me and I have been patiently awaiting my next crime spree. I have a full tank of gas, duct tape and black leathers. I also have one (1) half…

Oh, come on! She knows how to punch her ‘bastard child’ card twice then talk out of the side of her mouth! That's something.

“Why egg on it?” WTF?

I like how the husband has zero qualms broadcasting worldwide over the intrawebs the fact that he can’t get one seven year old boy to the first day of school without vaginal assistance. Sounds about right.

You never stop amazing me. You’re going to be something fantastic and change so many things. But, mostly I just want to have drinks with your mum and take notes.

If it was me? Knife. And as quiet as possible.

He has to wear the pants!