Well, that sounds completely legit. (Starts cleaning guns.)

I want you to have a fantastic night. Drink on.

With homemade apricot preserves. Because, why not?

This bitch. Would like to add, she brings so much sexual energy to her space that I'm having trouble concentrating. Perhaps she should also cover her hair.

THAT’S what she wants. Then she will be a true Christian martyr. With a GoFundMe page.

Wait. Back the truck up. I am a big girl and I've always thought that THAT was my superpower for drinking. Now, tell me what constitutes a big girl. I may have been wrong and I am just a genetic drunk. Thanks and cheers.

The A.M. would have me whispering (*I should have kept my pants on last night*).

700ml in one go? Yea, I’ve done that. (In AL, it’s refered to as ‘taw up, from the flaw up’). I like this girl. Her and I are very GOAL ORIENTED.

I feel so enlightened! Don't you?

(psst, I think I might be having feels for you.)

I have listened to Straight outta Compton hundreds of times. Dre’s not getting my money. We broke up.

You'd better start drinking, skippy quick cause we're gonna be here awhile! Cheers!

I've read several of your comments today and you are on fire. Cheers.

This is the part of misogyny I HATE the most. It’s 50 women, Bill. The ‘plausible deniability ‘ train left the station quite a few ladies ago, Bill. And now you have to break out the misogynist’s best friend: YOU MUST WIN AT ALL COSTS. FINE. So *this* is the dog-and-pony show you pick? Of course they are going to pick…

Clunky.

I was 14 and asked a friend if she wanted to come over after school. We walked to my house, entered, got a drink and started to chat. We heard the bathroom door open and my hard of hearing father walked into the living room naked, naked, naked. I thought he could hear us.

I totally dig you. Fantastic.

RESPECT.

“’Scraping’ the inside of her body with his hands.....” Nope. He spit on her. Nope. I want to make him cry and cry and cry. Well, now that I think about it, I just want to cause a FUSS.

To add; a gin and an episode of Sharpe’s make me very, um, pliant.