Wait. Back the truck up. I am a big girl and I've always thought that THAT was my superpower for drinking. Now, tell me what constitutes a big girl. I may have been wrong and I am just a genetic drunk. Thanks and cheers.

The A.M. would have me whispering (*I should have kept my pants on last night*).

700ml in one go? Yea, I’ve done that. (In AL, it’s refered to as ‘taw up, from the flaw up’). I like this girl. Her and I are very GOAL ORIENTED.

I feel so enlightened! Don't you?

(psst, I think I might be having feels for you.)

I have listened to Straight outta Compton hundreds of times. Dre’s not getting my money. We broke up.

You'd better start drinking, skippy quick cause we're gonna be here awhile! Cheers!

I've read several of your comments today and you are on fire. Cheers.

This is the part of misogyny I HATE the most. It’s 50 women, Bill. The ‘plausible deniability ‘ train left the station quite a few ladies ago, Bill. And now you have to break out the misogynist’s best friend: YOU MUST WIN AT ALL COSTS. FINE. So *this* is the dog-and-pony show you pick? Of course they are going to pick…

Clunky.

I was 14 and asked a friend if she wanted to come over after school. We walked to my house, entered, got a drink and started to chat. We heard the bathroom door open and my hard of hearing father walked into the living room naked, naked, naked. I thought he could hear us.

I totally dig you. Fantastic.

RESPECT.

“’Scraping’ the inside of her body with his hands.....” Nope. He spit on her. Nope. I want to make him cry and cry and cry. Well, now that I think about it, I just want to cause a FUSS.

To add; a gin and an episode of Sharpe’s make me very, um, pliant.

Oh my. I wonder if they’ve talked about it? That’s a good catch.

Yes! The Vicar!

I REALLY ENJOYED Sean Bean as Oliver Mellors. A lot. But....I kinda hope this one is better? And....if I don’t get some Richard Madden full frontal, I want my money back.

RIGHT? My SO bought an inflatable hot tub so I wouldn’t have to go without while I’m finding my dream bathroom. I must sex him. Again.

IT COMPLETES ME. Get one, it will change your life.