The only evidence I needed to ensure my children would not be tended to by my in laws was the fact that they raised my SO and his siblings, all of whom are entitled, demanding, course, selfish fuckwits that cannot punch themselves out of a wet brown paper bag. You are making a wise choice.

Top notch Dave McKenna.

Ahhhh. Politics.

Fantastic farm horse. Sheep on the way.

Cute farm bunnies.

You have just swayed me. I am getting sheep. Thank you.

FUCK THESE FUCKERS. Please use ‘cunt’ next.

I like this one. It's mine now.

*vomits*

Muriatic acid

Someone will try this. I think maybe you should have kept this one to yourself. They might read it as inspirational.

Maturbatory. Shit.

So, let me get this straight. This guy is still obsessed with a girl he crushed on in high school.....15 years ago. And still thinks enough about her that he USES HER NAME (like they’re doing it together! Masterbatory fantasy!) to commit some do-goody fraud in his diabolical plan to bring down PP and the world-wide…

Thank you.

This was a very nice essay. More this, please.

There is a pussy(cat) metaphor, a barrier(non consent) metaphor and a fratbro metaphor. I am just too tired.

HAHAHAHA! This Palmer-Edgecumbe has a FANTASTIC sense of humor! My sides ache!

Did she just turn feminism back 100 years? That’s effed up. “Vote Rapist, 2016!”. #notMYrapist

All Hemsworths are gray in the night.

Yes. Atoms reconfigure. This was a beautiful thing, beautifully said. Thanks.