I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that jail could make her more impulsively violent (defensively) and successful. But, you know what might work? A beat down. She wants to wear her crazy badge so people will be afraid of her? Not having it. She needs to see what entitled, impulsive, idgaf violence can really do.…

My mom’s the worst. “I found this _____ (insert delicious sounding thing here, ummm, crustless cheesecake?) “but, I didn’t get it. You can’t eat whey.” No mom, I can't eat WHEAT.

Diagnosed celiac’s. Diagnosed Mixed Connective Tissue Disorder. What, exactly do you want me to eat? I think I've figured it out, I'll just eat people. Grass-fed people.

I'm sorry ahead of time.

Sounds like Quick Grits to me. When is someone going to take their time out for her to Snap, Crackle and Pop? Kashi’s so angry at the Honeycomb of slow justice that our court General(ly) Mills out. It’s as if judges are so influenced by the Sugar Smack(ing) *Gay Agenda*tm that it Kix her bible-literal interpretation…

You need to dump your mother. Best thing I ever did. (Sits down, asks SO to go get gin.) Let her find someone else's soul to suck. When your *role model* decides she's in a competition with you, she's not even thinking about guidance. Wait till she starts competing with your daughter. CHEERS!

KNOW motherfucking COPS? NO motherfucking COPS!

Holy Shizzle!!!!! So amaze, SO AMAZE! I WILL have some of these pieces. I would work these clothes so hard they would need a nap. Did you see those collars, sleeves, pant legs???

To all of you watchdog gender-conformer asshat fucks, ENJOY! Just LOOK at her!

Well played. And the execution......superb!

I’ll bet you $20 it’s worked AT LEAST ONCE. I must be having a completely different harassment experience.

I would like to have this lovely lady and her über intelligent son over for brunch. Yes, she may bring her guns.

I loved hardwood floors. It felt so........free. You know, my birthday is coming up........

Very intelligent. While I don’t deny that these men possess the entitlement of thinking they ‘own’ the public space, I do think that they are simply playing the law of averages that if they persue females enough, a vagina somewhere will care what their penis is thinking. Why would someone let this kind of external…

Wow. That had never even occurred to me. (I guess a part and some soft barrettes are out.) I can imagine it, I think?

I care! Happy Birthday! But you're not gonna feel positive!

Why don't you just make him approach the love rug at full grizzly?

My dad has a super awkward way of doing this. He waits for the first, tiniest break in convo, stares right into their eyes and says “ Somedays you get the bear......and somedays, the bear gets YOU.” Then, poof, gone.

What a beautiful girl........EVEN NOW. And FUCK YOU FEELS, I’M GOING OUTSIDE.

If Jesus wants these people, he needs to come and get them. I've had my limit. The more I deal with the religious right, the more I realize THEY are the ones that need abortions.