Why don't you just make him approach the love rug at full grizzly?

My dad has a super awkward way of doing this. He waits for the first, tiniest break in convo, stares right into their eyes and says “ Somedays you get the bear......and somedays, the bear gets YOU.” Then, poof, gone.

What a beautiful girl........EVEN NOW. And FUCK YOU FEELS, I’M GOING OUTSIDE.

If Jesus wants these people, he needs to come and get them. I've had my limit. The more I deal with the religious right, the more I realize THEY are the ones that need abortions.

BBC documentary: Brothers and Sisters in Love. 50 percent (FIFTY) of all reunited sibling relationships end in romantic love.

My gut reaction, the one I didn't want to post, was that cops are seriously fucked up dick beaters.

Bronn or Jaime or Jaquen. Bronn *and* Jaime *and* Jaquen. At different times, on different days. Gendry for dessert. Am I ovulating? God’s Balls, that was a good episode.

YES. YES I DO. (I'll kill him first, of course. I don't want him to suffer needlessly. I mean, I'm an animal, not a monster.) ;)

I've got your back! I hope mine does in a fire.

I, too, had the misfortune to be involved with someone leading a double life. ANY PERSON saying this woman ‘should have known’ something was afoul in Denmark deserves to be spat on. A grifter will do whatever it takes, for as long as it takes to get what they need from you. It's nice to insult her intelligence when…

This. Thank Tou. There’s nothing like blaming her for him being a good con man.

OUT OF MY VAGINA. My hubby has kidney stones. He told me that passing a stone was WORSE than giving birth. When he passes a baby guinea pig out of that thing, then he can call me.

See those smiles? I just want to buy them a congratulatory shot and a beer.

So.....my kid made me promise to be Catwoman this year for Halloween. She won't see this coming AT ALL.

If my child was in an environment they did not feel safe in, they simply would never be in that environment again. But I'm a bitch like that.

Please, run for president. I support you. Take all my money.

This mashup is all you need to know about hetero relationships in the current culture.

NOPE. No validity.

Yep. I'm with you.

Fig....there's a possibility we are related. For instance, I could have been extremely helpful at the family gathering.