It's 7am. So soon.

She is now.

Who's up for non-traditional marriage? Me. And then some.

I'm really not sure tupac would be down with that.

NOPE. I'm GOOD. That reminded me to engrave my flask (thermos) with "male tears". Peace.

No, no, you're wrong. My Deputy District Attorney Ex Boyfriend said it was 'health food '. So....he has a law degree and that makes him smarter. Right? ("cough", colorado spings, "cough")

Dear Helena, come home. We miss you.

Exploding head. Worth every dime.

First, I fucking love you. Second, if you go solo, can your dress say 'discrimination'? Third, if you go with a girl, can one of you be a ninja, special forces, storm trooper?

I WANT HER TO KICK HIS ASS. TWICE. Tempered iron in a satin glove.

HERE, HERE. We actually know what we want. Sorry you had to see.

My grandmother did this in our house. It was......monstrous and not for the faint of heart. I have to get some sort of plan together so my kids don't have to make any decisions. Get your plan! Peace.

Are there any American dramas that do well in Britain? Do any of our shows catch on?

That fucker's not fit to link out your toilet. In the Rose Colored Future (TM) we will laugh at his hooker addiction that was badly managed due to the enormous paper trail.

Somebody is going to look out for her. Women don't operate in a vacuum.

I'll make sure no one calls the cops or films. Get yur Bitch on.

Thank you so much for writing this. It's exceptionally hard for people to understand what these assholes will go through to make you feel like they are in control. I am so sorry to everyone currently/has been harassed. I just want you to keep in mind : they want to stalk, harass, insult and ruin you BEFORE THEY…

It's a small price to pay. (3.99).

I'm with you. Something new.....