I will give an Ironic Amen. Moronic, maybe.

Smoked oysters and cayenne pepper sauce.

Could it be that, for the most part, the citizenry are (I don't know) civil to each other and they don't really need to be stalked every waking minute?

Gaysian, you always, ALWAYS post something helpful and of value when crappy news like this or domestic violence happens and I just want you to know that I am very grateful and glad you're out there. I'm going to see what's required to post a trans safe place at my abode. I also need to soak off the sad. That note…

NOPE. We're calling those parents on their INTOLERANCE. Calling homosexuality a 'sin' is INTOLERANCE. We're not tolerating their INTOLERANCE. You see what I did there?

Agreed ×100. Fuck. Them.

She looks great for 38!

I am bizarrely O.K. with this. What's the freak out?

OMG. You have just solved all the harassment problems of women on public transit. "Do we have a problem? This is Kenneth, my period bear."

We need to form a club.

You gals are just so optimistic! I just want to die. Hope that helps.

Nice.

How many hamsters will $100 buy?

I don't think they find her vagina 'obscene'. I think they find her vagina threatening. I would so buy a kayak-sized vagina.

Be ruthless in investigating your insomnia. They don't have a lot of answers, just a lot pills. Good luck. AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT. Actually SLEEPING.

Hahahaha! My day started at 1:37am (insomnia), had a false start when one just wanted a cuddle at about 2:30 then back to sleep. Another false start when he sat straight up at 3:15 and stated that "He didn't leave any presents!". Looked at the tree, "Oh, he did." Back to sleep. Then BOOM. THEY ALL GOT UP AT 4:37AM…

Has she hired my mother as her life coach? I'll bet she has. Stop talking to her RIGHT NOW. You need a support system and she isn't it. Give yourself a gift and don't interact with them until say.....Groundhog Day?

It's funny you should say that. Every Daryl fantasy I have = us under a waterfall, us in a shower, etc.

Shelling ghost peas into an invisible 55-gallon drum. That's good shit right there.

I didn't realize what anyone was referring to until A) it got explicit with sweaty, sticky balls which is TMI first thing in the morning and B) I lost my lady boner.