Nice.

How many hamsters will $100 buy?

You know what, you're absolutely right. I remember watching an Australian film (Romper Stomper) and thinking, "Who the hell is this guy?". Russell Crowe. Such brave acting and he hasn't repeated it since. I'll give Outlander a go.

I concur. M's personal assistant...

Bad. Very, very bad. I already asked the kids if we should start watching Aang over again. We all know the answer.

I don't think they find her vagina 'obscene'. I think they find her vagina threatening. I would so buy a kayak-sized vagina.

Be ruthless in investigating your insomnia. They don't have a lot of answers, just a lot pills. Good luck. AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT. Actually SLEEPING.

Hahahaha! My day started at 1:37am (insomnia), had a false start when one just wanted a cuddle at about 2:30 then back to sleep. Another false start when he sat straight up at 3:15 and stated that "He didn't leave any presents!". Looked at the tree, "Oh, he did." Back to sleep. Then BOOM. THEY ALL GOT UP AT 4:37AM…

Has she hired my mother as her life coach? I'll bet she has. Stop talking to her RIGHT NOW. You need a support system and she isn't it. Give yourself a gift and don't interact with them until say.....Groundhog Day?

It's funny you should say that. Every Daryl fantasy I have = us under a waterfall, us in a shower, etc.

Shelling ghost peas into an invisible 55-gallon drum. That's good shit right there.

I didn't realize what anyone was referring to until A) it got explicit with sweaty, sticky balls which is TMI first thing in the morning and B) I lost my lady boner.

Dyson's reply? Nope. Camille's reply. I wanted to be sympathetic but, I found her statements almost reptilian in nature. That insulated, fairytale spacecraft she's on is going to crash to earth stunningly after 50 YEARS of lies. Twenty-something women, all with the same story and THEY are the ones needing dissection?…

FRANKENSTEIN. Mary Shelley.

Your rage must be tempered by my scotch. Right now.

And when you're policing-for-profit, all of law enforcement's humanity gets flushed down the toilet.

Hahahaha. I'M NOT!

DON'T get me started on the cops. Ms. Marrow did everything right. What ONE thing did the cops do right?

EXACTLY.

This was my exact thought process. People* do not do good for the sake doing good (anymore, if ever). We're American. We we're fat. We want the cookie. I'm convinced that there would be a bunch more Good White Person interest in protesting/donating/Congressperson writing if it was only rewarded with delicious,…