Hahahaha! My day started at 1:37am (insomnia), had a false start when one just wanted a cuddle at about 2:30 then back to sleep. Another false start when he sat straight up at 3:15 and stated that "He didn't leave any presents!". Looked at the tree, "Oh, he did." Back to sleep. Then BOOM. THEY ALL GOT UP AT 4:37AM…

Has she hired my mother as her life coach? I'll bet she has. Stop talking to her RIGHT NOW. You need a support system and she isn't it. Give yourself a gift and don't interact with them until say.....Groundhog Day?

It's funny you should say that. Every Daryl fantasy I have = us under a waterfall, us in a shower, etc.

Shelling ghost peas into an invisible 55-gallon drum. That's good shit right there.

I didn't realize what anyone was referring to until A) it got explicit with sweaty, sticky balls which is TMI first thing in the morning and B) I lost my lady boner.

Dyson's reply? Nope. Camille's reply. I wanted to be sympathetic but, I found her statements almost reptilian in nature. That insulated, fairytale spacecraft she's on is going to crash to earth stunningly after 50 YEARS of lies. Twenty-something women, all with the same story and THEY are the ones needing dissection?…

And when you're policing-for-profit, all of law enforcement's humanity gets flushed down the toilet.

Hahahaha. I'M NOT!

DON'T get me started on the cops. Ms. Marrow did everything right. What ONE thing did the cops do right?

EXACTLY.

This was my exact thought process. People* do not do good for the sake doing good (anymore, if ever). We're American. We we're fat. We want the cookie. I'm convinced that there would be a bunch more Good White Person interest in protesting/donating/Congressperson writing if it was only rewarded with delicious,…

At least 10% of Duggar's children will be LGBT. THAT'S TWO. At least. And that's the show I'm going to be watching. What did she think was going to happen?

We should associate sex with bacon. Yum. Or maybe cinnamon rolls?

You would be absolutely correct. It completely baffles me that in this day and age people still believe domestic violence has an 'illness' component that can be 'treated'. Abuse is a tool consciously used to control you. And, yes they know what they are doing is bad, they just don't really care. They don't have to…

Courage, you wonderful bitch, you are not taking on a small task. I love you for taking this on. Love and good wishes.

If someone at age 7 had told me I would only ever be truly loved by a cat (Abner) and a dog (Daphne), I would have told them to eat shit. And then there were people. Fuck people. I prefer good animals, too. If they don't go to heaven, I'm out.

Exactly.

You do not want to be pregnant with this man. He will not be supportive in any way. What he said is complete bullshit. Being a mother is completely different from being a wife and it's something he doesn't seem very concerned with. (You know, because you're so unhealthy.)

So...DRINKING and LACK OF VIRTUE cause rape. Got it. And may I just say that your mirror is lying like a persian rug.

"Esteemed Educator", hmmm. *takes drink, thinks about fucking*