You all think Florida is the basket of crazy. Americans, I introduce Georgia. It will come to haunt you.

Warrior maidens/mothers; we must become unified. This is a good thing to bond over. Great grandmother (born 1898), single mastectomy, pre 1970. What had she gone through? Nothing good.

You're tired.

I cannot BELIEVE you are rutabaga hatin'.

I think embarrassing your children is one of the richest rewards that this life can offer. Example: my father would sometimes pick me up from school. On a bicycle.

Safely harnessed orgasms are the best orgasms. Where's my helicopter?

I have had to sign 2 of these (one for for Starbucks!) and I am OVERJOYED that I will never have to work for these overlords ever again. At this point, I am convinced it is a measure to indenture the lower class. (You can quit/be fired), but never work for us again. Thanks!? I'm still not starving in the street,…

God doesn't give you more than you can handle....Suicide? He doesn't?

The one true asshole of the avian world is the bald eagle. An opportunistic bird with a bad disposition. I will eat one if I get the chance.

I would eat a person. As long as they were cooked right.

"Do it! Do it! Do it!" Good feelings back.

On a different note, do you think that if I asked a guy for written consent would he give it to me or freak the hell out?

I wish we could blast this video as loud as humanly possible on a 24 hour continuous loop over Iraq and Syria as big fat fuck you to isis/isil.

Ms. Ryan, two things; 1. Without harming nobody. 2. Shoehorn sex. Hilarity ensues. Thank you.

That thought process kinda makes me disgusted.

Wait. Did you just out her? Uncool, man.

This makes me feel extremely hopeless and sad. And very empty. She's 27, with 3 beautiful children. She literally has her ENTIRE life ahead of her. I am bringing daughters into this completely effed up mess. Do I tell them that they will never be safe? Do I tell them that they can't live their lives the way that they…

True. Entitled people intimidate, harass, coerce, choke, steal money from their oppressed, get their oppressed fired, hide car keys, lie to all family members and erode protection from law enforcement by committing perjury to a grand jury to nullify any protection. Someone like that would NEVER use a gun to make their…

Are they really so uninformed about how many Floridians are lgbt? I humbly ask everyone to VOTE.

At some point, this is going to become very, very unfunny. He seems talented but the sneak attacks must cease.