On a different note, do you think that if I asked a guy for written consent would he give it to me or freak the hell out?

I wish we could blast this video as loud as humanly possible on a 24 hour continuous loop over Iraq and Syria as big fat fuck you to isis/isil.

Ms. Ryan, two things; 1. Without harming nobody. 2. Shoehorn sex. Hilarity ensues. Thank you.

That thought process kinda makes me disgusted.

Wait. Did you just out her? Uncool, man.

This makes me feel extremely hopeless and sad. And very empty. She's 27, with 3 beautiful children. She literally has her ENTIRE life ahead of her. I am bringing daughters into this completely effed up mess. Do I tell them that they will never be safe? Do I tell them that they can't live their lives the way that they…

This was really good. Funny how the comment containing a pic of the marula fruit in digitally obscured. Literally Forbidden Fruit.

True. Entitled people intimidate, harass, coerce, choke, steal money from their oppressed, get their oppressed fired, hide car keys, lie to all family members and erode protection from law enforcement by committing perjury to a grand jury to nullify any protection. Someone like that would NEVER use a gun to make their…

Are they really so uninformed about how many Floridians are lgbt? I humbly ask everyone to VOTE.

At some point, this is going to become very, very unfunny. He seems talented but the sneak attacks must cease.

Are you saying that the governor already has one or more of the Deathly Hallows? That can't be right.

I know this isn't *everything* we wanted, but really, how do you eat a moose? One bite at a time. So I'm going to be grateful, mix myself a beverage and take the kids outside to look at the moon. But the one thing I really don't want to hear again is 'upheld the ban'.

Right winged tears are the BEST as a back for a shot Wild Turkey. Try it.

I didn't get the 'I'm too hot for dating sites' vibe. Instead I got an 'even if you're close the physical specimen men are told they want, men on dating sites suck so, why bother?' UNLESS she's implying that her beauty should make men treat her better than the average Jane.

This is a handy map. Thanks!

*evil laughing commencing* and commencing. And drinking.

The U.S. will not be fair until there is a president that is LGBT, with a V.P. that is an unmarried WOC with children. Or the other way around, an unmarried WOC with children and a LGBT V.P. How am I wrong? Now I remember, corporations run the country.

Stop. It.

Designboom is where I go to order 8 of these chairs?

Condiment forks.