If I can't have you, no one will.

Ms. Rivers would have ripped him a new vagina and ask him if he wanted to have that abortion debate NOW?

I am a quasi violent person and Rick Perry makes me want to shoot something, Texas style.

Exactly. Kara Brown's observation was spot on.

I know this is harsh but, 1.) "collection" is another word for illness. 2.) you can't (shouldn't) have "feelings" for an inanimate object. memories yes, feelings no.

Allessandra Stanley seems like a real piece of work. What exactly IS her relevance? If she is that out of touch, should she be opining on a national level?

I would like to ask anyone out there if they have had orgasms in their sleep?

Nice.

Parachute pants.

I too have an autoimmune disease (2, actually) and something like this happened in EVERY pregnancy I had. We've had extremely similar experiences. My additions: 1st pregnancy, brushing teeth with morning sickness, wretch violently in sink (every day), shit my pants and stand up with gushing nosebleed. Induction…

He's like a bitchy gramma.

It's on US, Joe Biden, to show EVERYONE what a healthy sexual encounter looks like. Call me.

Jesus fucking christ. This could do it.

My guess would be, I'm getting fucked.

Right?

Refined Bitchery. I would not give this woman 180 seconds alone with my mother. KLG would be crying in her chardonnay. I do not make this statement lightly. OMG. I just complemented my mother.

This, right here.

At 9 months pregnant, I double dog dare you to mug me.

Unleash the rage. Just let it go. It has served me well.

Can you tell me your age range? I consider myself an old.