This, right here. 3 months is too short. I say 6 months for each job to get a full layer off of their soul.

Ummm, I think that is actually the plan. You can subjugate an entire class of people just by pushing them through the legal system at a young age.

And.....alas, the truth.

Perfect. This.

Gonna have to side with you, I'm sorry, but skinny dipping is YOUR RIGHT to express as a Floridian. I cannot say how many times water has caressed my nekkid body, but I refuse to regret it. It was worth it. But apparently, so slutty?

Yes, they will ABSOLUTELY walk out of there and not call the cops. It happened to me. And then I watch Mr. Higgs in his interview be asked if he's a hero, his voice breaks and he hides his emotions. I am telling you, quite a few of my future toasts will end with "To Higgs!".

O.K.-The woman is a first-class asshole. But can I just ask, where does this woman get her energy? She's fit, she's strong, I mean she could be a world class rower, a boxer, a lacrosse player. She needs to channel that. I can only wish for focus and energy like this and she's wasting it.

Wait, God's Anaconda don't.

I effing love you! Holy shit.

GOD'S PENIS! Enjoy!

OMG. I have God's vagina! I have GOD'S vagina! Thank you. That must be where all the power comes from.

Nope.

Bamboo. It's gorgeous.

Exactly. This.

Yes. Thank you.

Why didn't she just send him an 'expecto patronum' text?

I have the armour and the guns. Just don't know about stand your ground. Whatever happened to tolerance and finding out what's really going on? HATE.

What if I volunteered at a PP to escort women in and it is an 'open carry' state? Would it also have to be a 'stand your ground' state? Because stalking =/= freedom of speech. These poor women.

Laughed. Actually. Out loud. You are a wonderful kind of horrid!

This. Thanks.