OMG. I have God's vagina! I have GOD'S vagina! Thank you. That must be where all the power comes from.

Nope.

Bamboo. It's gorgeous.

Exactly. This.

Yes. Thank you.

Who the hell doesn't love a time bandits reference?

Why didn't she just send him an 'expecto patronum' text?

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I have the armour and the guns. Just don't know about stand your ground. Whatever happened to tolerance and finding out what's really going on? HATE.

Perfect. See? Flags.

What if I volunteered at a PP to escort women in and it is an 'open carry' state? Would it also have to be a 'stand your ground' state? Because stalking =/= freedom of speech. These poor women.

Laughed. Actually. Out loud. You are a wonderful kind of horrid!

This. Thanks.

This.

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This.

Needs must.

I am more proud of you today than I am of my kids. But they could still surprise me. Hahaha!

Tales from the Whaleship Essex, by Nathaniel Hawthorne. Eye opening.

I've had a rum for you, have a whiskey for me. Tell me when we feel better. I'm signing off.