I try to imagine Trump reflecting on not having any toilet paper in the middle of the desert.

Must.....more more....star stars. Must have more.

Not really getting the rapey vibe here. However, Just Stay There In The Woods And Fuck is definitely the one they need to go with. Short and to the point.

Okay, the Ferguson P.D. is sending in undercover guys to vandalize and do violence, there's a picture of everyone wearing the same government issued boots (the arrestors & arrestees) so....the Ferguson P.D. can react to protesters violently? How is this not a thing?? Why is no one doing a report on that?

Dear Global Beet, I want you to know that over the last few weeks of 'news', my blood pressure meds have stopped working. No sarcasm. I can't believe that I have to go back to the doctor because of 'the state of things'. I may have to take a day or two off from the internet, but I will be back to rage again. Thank…

Too true. He is lovely.

My mom was secretary for Bill Forest [entertainment coordinator] at the Diplomat Hotel (Hollywood,FL). It was chance. I yelled 'Burt Reynolds' and he picked me up and kissed me on the front steps. I don't think my mother washed my face for awhile.

I want you to know that Burt has kissed me at the Diplomat Hotel. Discuss.

I will want a Jerome Flynn (Bronn GoT), just lovely. But what I really want you to see is Tom's hair in Wallander. That's good effing hair. I'm more attracted to the hair. And go.

Do you know how to deal with pussy overflow? Pussy waders. I'll show myself out.

What the fuck is wrong with german people! ?!?!? *vomit vomit vomit*

Yes! But what is UNDERNEATH the mask? Mecha, slimy space worms, an unpleasant old lady???

I can't believe that you outed yourself for having a garden! That's completely illegal. Senate Bill 510. You can't grow, own, trade, transport, share, feed or eat the food that comes out of your ground. They are making people rip out their gardens! Thanks, monsanto!

Conan the Barbarian.

Do you know the lesson she learned? White cops hate her guts. Next lesson: child services will hold her kids hostage until she can 'yes, sir' and 'no, sir' herself into a job. Eventually, she *might* be able rent share with someone (very carefully vetted, of course) so she can then prove through various court…

She's twenty fucking eight. Granted, I don't know how you have 4 kids 2 years apart (twins twice?) , but her true offense was being too poor. Of course it's debtor's prison, prisons are a for-profit business.

It freaks me out how Dickensian everyone still is with all this technology and massive amounts of information. It really only takes one dark turn in your life and your whole perspective changes. Welcome to Poor.

There's margarita salt under the counter. Cheers!

Hahahaha! Mansplain that Barney Fife! Thank you for being such a cliche. Time to drink!

(Rebecca, wtf, a typical fox watcher maligned like that? Really?) Dear, perfect Muslim man, I cannot apologize enough. Thank you for being smart. That ranting psycho is the norm, welcome to america. Get a concealed permit?