Too true. He is lovely.

My mom was secretary for Bill Forest [entertainment coordinator] at the Diplomat Hotel (Hollywood,FL). It was chance. I yelled 'Burt Reynolds' and he picked me up and kissed me on the front steps. I don't think my mother washed my face for awhile.

I want you to know that Burt has kissed me at the Diplomat Hotel. Discuss.

I will want a Jerome Flynn (Bronn GoT), just lovely. But what I really want you to see is Tom's hair in Wallander. That's good effing hair. I'm more attracted to the hair. And go.

Do you know how to deal with pussy overflow? Pussy waders. I'll show myself out.

What the fuck is wrong with german people! ?!?!? *vomit vomit vomit*

Yes! But what is UNDERNEATH the mask? Mecha, slimy space worms, an unpleasant old lady???

Remake Flash Gordon but keep the Queen.

I can see him doing it too! How the hell can he think he can change History?And there's obviously a market for it. Him 'making it better' just makes it worse for us. I get so mad about this I could send him porn.gifs.

I can't believe that you outed yourself for having a garden! That's completely illegal. Senate Bill 510. You can't grow, own, trade, transport, share, feed or eat the food that comes out of your ground. They are making people rip out their gardens! Thanks, monsanto!

Terry Gilliam. Versatile. The Fisher King, Time Bandits, Eric the Viking, Brazil, 12 Monkeys.

Conan the Barbarian.

Do you know the lesson she learned? White cops hate her guts. Next lesson: child services will hold her kids hostage until she can 'yes, sir' and 'no, sir' herself into a job. Eventually, she *might* be able rent share with someone (very carefully vetted, of course) so she can then prove through various court…

She's twenty fucking eight. Granted, I don't know how you have 4 kids 2 years apart (twins twice?) , but her true offense was being too poor. Of course it's debtor's prison, prisons are a for-profit business.

It freaks me out how Dickensian everyone still is with all this technology and massive amounts of information. It really only takes one dark turn in your life and your whole perspective changes. Welcome to Poor.

I think it's great that they are 'actively discussing' Daryl's sexuality. There's got to be a ton of interest, because he is the epitome of sweaty, gritty sex-on-a-stick fantasy fodder. If there was a zombie apocalypse, there would be a line of people a block long outside that tent for every squirrel or rabbit Daryl…

There's margarita salt under the counter. Cheers!

Hahahaha! Mansplain that Barney Fife! Thank you for being such a cliche. Time to drink!

(Rebecca, wtf, a typical fox watcher maligned like that? Really?) Dear, perfect Muslim man, I cannot apologize enough. Thank you for being smart. That ranting psycho is the norm, welcome to america. Get a concealed permit?

So....One good thing after 10 straight days of shit. Time to drink.