Brilliant. Do it now.

He's either been drinking or he's an abuser. These comments are not random.

Not fall. Gravitational pull. Gravity.

Wait, wait I can't hear everything saying. I have to climb down. My pussy pedestal is just oh so high.......

Show me the footage. The only reason I can see that we haven't seen it is that the footage *shows something bad*.

Janay Rice doesn't seem to grasp how her relationship is going to end.

Rice can't hear. I told that guy to knockout 'Justin Bieber' not 'Janay Palmer'.

Screaming Vagina Show! Hahahahaha.

I don't know why, but I want to watch Moulin Rouge.

Yes, but will one of those nice young men be willing to marry a nice younger gal full of life and opinions?

Word. He's very committed. He might deserve a little something.

He needs to get together with that wonderful boy dancing to Lady Gaga.

The problem is, I get Terry Gilliam movies. Not the humorous, but the depressing. Not Terrence Malick depressing, but still. The Fisher King, Time Bandits, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen. They are pre-documentaries or pre-docudramas. Give'em another chance.

This is why I pop in Wall-E for my children and tell them it's a documentary.

A synthetic, built specifically for sex AND a gymnast?!?! That eye make-up was hot.

Brilliant scientist/professional atheist + Everyone wants my opinion = Remarkably good troll. Does he think telling us 'degrees of rape' is....ethical?

Who the fuck doesn't geek out about Pris? She was the 'it' girl.

Think of how hydrated her skin would be!

Who doesn't love zombie/vampire/gay Jesus? I mean, really.

Also the definition of -penis-. 'fossilized'....possibly.