He's either been drinking or he's an abuser. These comments are not random.

Not fall. Gravitational pull. Gravity.

Wait, wait I can't hear everything saying. I have to climb down. My pussy pedestal is just oh so high.......

Show me the footage. The only reason I can see that we haven't seen it is that the footage *shows something bad*.

Janay Rice doesn't seem to grasp how her relationship is going to end.

Rice can't hear. I told that guy to knockout 'Justin Bieber' not 'Janay Palmer'.

Screaming Vagina Show! Hahahahaha.

I don't know why, but I want to watch Moulin Rouge.

Yes, but will one of those nice young men be willing to marry a nice younger gal full of life and opinions?

Word. He's very committed. He might deserve a little something.

He needs to get together with that wonderful boy dancing to Lady Gaga.

Brilliant scientist/professional atheist + Everyone wants my opinion = Remarkably good troll. Does he think telling us 'degrees of rape' is....ethical?

Fuck off, indeed. First baby at 36, second at 37 and the third at 40. My partner still gazes longingly and gushes "You want another one? ". It isn't over 'till the fat lady sings. Enjoy yourself. Babies+patience=prosperity.

Dear Geraldo, (Jerry Rivers), Do you remember WSVN?, I do. How about John Walsh being a pool boy at the Diplomat? I do. How about Steven Bauer and your dragging S's. I do. And the whole Sally Jesse Raphael thing? I do. I'm pretty sure at this point, it is not 'youth' a woman is bringing to your relationship. It's…

Lady, you complete me.

Bette Midler AND SJP.

I......Disagree.

I am completely ready for that to happen.

'Area under the bust'. That is called a gut. This old person is objecting to this meteorologist's gut. But, Julya J., don't you think that you're taking this a little to heart? I mean, this lady is only trying to help you. She cares about you for crying out loud! You're like her own daughter (except that her own…

Bullets Over Broadway. 1994. Jim Broadbent is magnificent. Having said that, I will NEVER watch another Allen movie. Yes, Woody Allen, I will stop watching your movies because of your skeevy personal life. I personally love how wonderful you think your contribution to society is. The girl you abused is going to do…