Fuck off, indeed. First baby at 36, second at 37 and the third at 40. My partner still gazes longingly and gushes "You want another one? ". It isn't over 'till the fat lady sings. Enjoy yourself. Babies+patience=prosperity.

Dear Geraldo, (Jerry Rivers), Do you remember WSVN?, I do. How about John Walsh being a pool boy at the Diplomat? I do. How about Steven Bauer and your dragging S's. I do. And the whole Sally Jesse Raphael thing? I do. I'm pretty sure at this point, it is not 'youth' a woman is bringing to your relationship. It's…

Lady, you complete me.

Bette Midler AND SJP.

I......Disagree.

I am completely ready for that to happen.

'Area under the bust'. That is called a gut. This old person is objecting to this meteorologist's gut. But, Julya J., don't you think that you're taking this a little to heart? I mean, this lady is only trying to help you. She cares about you for crying out loud! You're like her own daughter (except that her own…

Bullets Over Broadway. 1994. Jim Broadbent is magnificent. Having said that, I will NEVER watch another Allen movie. Yes, Woody Allen, I will stop watching your movies because of your skeevy personal life. I personally love how wonderful you think your contribution to society is. The girl you abused is going to do…

Feeding trolls is bad. It swells their entitlement to comment.

Not sweaty from the gym, you say?

Dear RoverMan, boy, did you catch me at a good time! I believe woo was dead by the time I started dating. I could be wrong. I NEVER slept with d-bags, only nice guys. It was a real low point, sexually. Yes, you are correct; dumb, younger chicks do play up ego. I do not 'strive' for equality, and have NEVER been…

Woo is dead, sadly. I gave up on woo at about 31. Which is a shame, because I genuinely love to flirt. It really became a question of 'Here's my dick. Do you want it?' To me, dating is an extremely dark time. When they send the dick pic, they don't think they are being creepy AT ALL. That's the difference.

He spends the rest of the night nodding in agreement, silently wondering if you are shaming him by accident or on purpose.

I don't get the feeling that either one of them is putting real effort into their intimacy or their sex life. They just seem so disconnected

WELL SHE CERTAINLY ADVANCED MISOGYNY. SHE MUST BE SO PROUD.

Cooks HIS food, does HIS laundry. So not cooking YOUR food or doing YOUR laundry is everyone's dream.

Doesn't she just, though.

I'm on earth and I don't do them. I guess I'm here doing something else.

No she doesn't. So she's sweaty from the other guys bed and not from the gym.

She doesn't seemed too interested in sex, does she? Maybe this is her norm. Together for 5 years, only married for 2. Having his kind of sex before the ceremony and her kind of sex after. Two years of that without resolution would piss him off. But a spreadsheet, c'mon. It's just so whiny.