Until even Squarespace and Audible refuse to buy ad space.

I thought she was easily in her 40s

I think her outfit says it. “Fuck this, but I gotta get up and get dressed for this thing”

I adored it. Maybe in Ivory instead of baby blue, but from the cut of the jacket to the length of the skirt, to the matching gloves I thought she looked stunning. Don’t want her husband for president, but her outfit was gorgeous.

She looks great. But, this is Jezebel. This is how they operate. Anything and everything Trump related is awful. Kinda like when you were in junior high.

Jessica Alba is proving herself to be as good a businesswoman as she was an actress.

Because they both have black people in them, which makes them the same movie in Hollywood, silly.

Well, Jude, I think you can’t really live unless you have a Newfoundland dog for cuddling purposes and you eat at least one port wine cheese ball a week. But that’s just me.

Added to this: Get the Bodies You’ve Always Wanted....

I like it. But I’m subtracting half a point because, as a lady Deadspinner, I’m probably one of the only people here who knows that Tampax only makes tampons, not pads. If you had said Always or Kotex it would have been perfect. Pure poetry.

“Great line reading, a great way to connect with those young people.”

“Bob, our ratings among millennials are shit! Bring in some younger viewers!”

“If it’s getting hot in here, then take off all your pads. This is Bob Costas for Tampax.”

Yes, a football player should file an assault charge against another player for conduct on the playing field. Makes sense.

Think for a second. Think about how egotistical you need to be to start the season as QB, have your shoulder explode around week 2, not come back until the end, see your team go 1-15 and think “heh, nailed it.”

I was laughing so hard when that happened. I don’t know why they left the audio on him (in case he started cursing) but I am glad they did.

Is it just me or is the referee overly amused by this turn of events? He appears to be laughing throughout his touchdown call.

On the sideline, Ben Roethlisberger looked up, suddenly overcome with a strong sense of déjà vu.

So its not an actual text that messes up your phone but an attachment you have to open yourself. Fuck you gizmodo.

Thanks McGruff.