Look at that picture. That doesn’t kill childhoods. It drags them away to a hell dimension where they wish for death.

Reverse Wait Until Dark.

Ha! I have loved Sarah Paulson ever since she played the ghost sister of Satan’s son on the shortly lived Sam Raimi Twin Peaks copycat American Gothic.

Did you ever see the short lived British series Star Stories. They did an episode called “The State of Louisiana Presents: The Ballad of Britney Jean” where Christina Aguilera plots to ruin Justin and Britney’s relationship in a Tennessee Williams style melodrama, complete with the score from Gone with the Wind.

And maybe a scene of Britney watching him be mauled by attack dogs on Vh1's Celebrity Fit Club.

She has sane people in her circle of friends?

Personally, I can’t wait for her cookbook. How many dishes can one make from nothing but chardonnay and coke?

The thing is, she doesn’t have balls. When you watch an interview where someone challenges her, she just passive aggressively dismisses. She doesn’t even bother to stand up for her own convictions (if you can call them that).

I mean, really, how can you even call yourself a killer clown if your shoes don’t even squeak menacingly as you stalk your prey?

I read the headline wrong and was a bit disappointed to find that she’s not literally hosting the show while lying around on a sofa or something. That would be fabulous.

I’m team Katya, but I’m biased because we share a mutual friend.

Yes. I can really only think of two celebrities who suffered some consequences for this type of thing. Ike Turner, who happened to regularly beat/rape a woman who would become a national treasure.

And Ike’s good friend, and defender, Phil Spector, where everyone just ignored it until he actually killed someone. Even…

Yeah, the Jezebel staff would have just begrudgingly acknowledged that, morally, it is wrong to publish nude photos but they support Gawker’s decision because... journalism(?) and told all the critics to shut up because...First Amendment and unions(?).

At least, that’s how I remember it that time Gawker helped a…

Rational person managing to stay on topic argument: It’s not okay to post private photos or videos of anyone without permission.Especially when those photos/videos are intimate in nature. Even if the person is King Douche and lives at Douchington Palace.

Any “news organization” or person posting those kinds of…

If I’m remembering right, doesn’t the Ringu novels end with the discovery that everyone is in a Matrix style simulation and Samara is some sort of computer virus?

All the actresses that have been cast were a part of a trilogy of horror films by Robert Aldrich about older women in peril.

De Havilland replaced Joan Crawford as Miriam in the follow-up to Baby Jane, Hush...Hush, Sweet Charlotte. Crawford dropped out of the film after a week of filming, she claimed she was ill, but…

Aside from What Ever Happened to Aunt Alice? what did Geraldine Page have to do with What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?? Is this show just going to cover all of Robert Alrdrich’s Grand Dame Guignol trilogy?

Which American Horror Story alumni should play Ruth Gordon? I vote for Evan Peters.

Because, as far as I know, you’re the only person calling for proof. I don’t think Britney is even aware of this thread.

What if she has written a check, but she’s just choosing not to announce it to everyone?

I pronounce Versailles the correct way, just to piss off other Kentuckians.