Every iconic character? I can’t wait for the giant puppet based on the octopus from Hokusai’s “Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife”.

“Just hear me out, what if Tweety was the man who murdered Sylvester’s parents?”

And in the picture, they’re essentially walking advertisements for their husband/son-in-law/brother-in-law who chose their outfits, you know like their flesh and blood Barbie Dolls. Not long after the photo, they were bouncing around singing along to his song about how he “made that bitch famous”.

There’s so much symbolism. The nude women, the vagina headpiece Kylie is wearing. I feel like David LaChapelle is leading us to the Holy Grail but I just don’t have enough Ketamine to understand.

That was actually just last year. Existence with the Kardashians is like being in one of those Buffy the Vampire Slayer hell dimensions, time passes much slower and it’s excruciating.

Are they paying you in Apple Pies?

Maybe to you, but I think that when most people hear the term child bride, they think of girls, 13 and under, usually in societies and cultures cut off from the rest of the world, whose parents have forced her into marriage, often for their own financial gain.

Girl’s who have no say in the marriage, girls who are…

You seem to be under the impression that using the term ‘child bride’ some how lessens or condones the atrocity.

Of course child bride = rape victim. But you’re argument is like someone saying; “I don’t think we should call it female genital mutilation, I think we should call it disfigurement.”

No one is saying that…

The term child bride implies that, at the very least, her family allowed this to happen. They did not. Furthermore, it makes her captors batshit delusions sound legitimate.

It’s billions. Maybe the only people who own up to it are in the millions, but the number is billions.

No. Wizard is just the name. It used to be called Chicago Comic Con, but it was renamed after Wizard Magazine, which focused more on comic books than anything.

Yes. It is, I believe it’s bottled in CA.

People have been watching terrible TV shows for decades and terrible books for far longer.

*Raises hand* I’ll volunteer to be the dictator.

(I’m going to make your children fight alligators for my entertainment!)

I love the story about how he went to Johnny Thunders* funeral, looked around at all the mourners crying, gets jealous and says to Bebe Buell; “That could’ve been me in that casket.” And Bebe just coldly responded; “It should have been, Steven.”

*Not that I’m saying Johnny Thunders was a great guy. He wasn’t.

The little girl from Poltergeist? Now I’m sad.

I think he would be a fun ghost.

This could be you hanging out with Truman Capote’s ghost:

What’s your favorite version of the Bowie/Mattix story?

I think mine has to be the one where she loses her virginity to David Bowie and her former friend, the late, Sable Starr.

Considering that there are almost as many inconsistencies and retcons in Star-Lord’s origin as there are in the Lori Maddox “I lost my virginity to Jimmy Page David Bowie when I was only 13 14 15" story, it would be perfect!

I hope they don’t because I saw something talking abut the JonBenet case the other day and they only had a few sentences about Karr at the end of the segment that went something like; “John Karr confessed to the murder, but was eliminated as a suspect, he’s now undergoing a sex change.”