I remember reading a story in The National Enquirer (my sister got a box full of back issues from a neighbor) about how they sold a lot of the props off after the production without telling people what film they were from. Someone bought a desk for their mother, when the desk got delivered, their mom opened one of the…

Tony Perkins, the head of the Family Research Council, who in the past has claimed that natural disasters are god’s way of punishing America for the gays, just had his house damaged in the floods.

No, I mean an actual Broadway production of Disney’s The Little Mermaid where people in roller skates were dressed up like fish and Ursula was so tiny Divine could have swallowed her in one bite.

What about the part where the girl who couldn’t work a flashlight becomes Ms. Hacky McHackerson?

I hope they go the Broadway musical route hand make all the sea life people in giant fish costumes on roller skates.

I would not joke about something as serious as The Abby Lee Dance Academy. I can’t find the human trafficking dance, maybe I imagined it or saw it one of the short lived spin-offs, but I did find a number called “Runaways”. On the show, it was presented as a dance number about runaway teens, but in real life it was a…

It reminds me of some of the routines they come up with on Dance Moms. Seriously, over the course of that series they’ve covered topics like human trafficking, missing children, and a fatal car crash caused by texting while driving.

Once again, Mel Brooks has been there and done that. I was going to say Helter Skelter then I remembered reading a book about the East Village that mentioned a musical starring Joey Arias and Ann Magnuson called Charles Manson Superstar.

Showgirls should be shown in schools. It sums up Marxism perfectly.

No. I don’t want that. Can I have reruns of Drunk History and Another Period instead?

What about all the smart people saying that Zach Snyder gave donations to NAMBLA?

Even without the online reviews, the critical response to Ghostbusters was mediocre at best.

Then what about all the remakes that live up to (or often surpass the original)?

Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Nosferatu the Vampyr, Scarface, The Thing, The Fly, Little Shop of Horrors, Cape Fear, Ocean’s Eleven, The Departed, etc.

Ghostbusters was denied a release in China. The Chinese government doesn’t approve of films about ghosts.

Check your facts before you rant.

And she wrote a book called The Secret Diary of Laura Palmer that tied into some obscure television series that her uncle or someone created.

No. Zika kills you. It’s what killed Prince, Aretha Franklin said so.

For awhile they both had Captain Marvels.

Didn’t Gwen have that pink hair in the early 2000's?

2) If Purple Lamborghini or heck, even Bohemian Rhapsody sounds like 70's white bread music to you, I want to know what planet you are from.

It’s like a prequel to Zardoz. Like someone asked the question, what did Zardoz look like before he was just a head? Maybe he had an equally terrifying horse friend.