Oh, no. You see, network television has rich history of bare butts going all the way back to a 1972 episode of M*A*S*H, most famously NYPD Blue.

Oh, there’s already new Bieber dick pics this morning of him skinny dipping in Hawaii. I have to say, Orlando is winning. His is just more visually appealing.

Didn’t Kenner and Lay’s do a promotion when Jedi was released where kids could win a ‘real’ speeder bike?

However, Superman on a Doritos bag is going to have them lining up around the block.

Nope. None of the other tracts of land will let that tract sit with them at lunch.

But private sex clubs aren’t “seedy” they’re classy affairs with champagne and Venetian masks.

If they’re going to seedy clubs, how would they keep that secret?

I could understand how it was done in the days of Vincent Price and Coral Browne. But even then, it wasn’t a well kept secret and they weren’t nearly as famous as Smith and Pinkett or Travolta and Preston.

Also, I would think it’s Will and Jada because…

Michelle let him leave the house in a brown suit? Well, I’m going to have to give her the #5 spot on my “Worst First Ladies List” and move Imelda Marcos down to #20.

That commercial where the husband accidentally uses his wife’s Summer’s Eve body wash (that’s scientifically formulated for your ‘v’) and he has to do all kinds of manly things like chopping wood and chugging a beer to counterbalance the effects.

Well, it’s a little known fact that the original Sprite slogan was; “When you gotta settle for something...”

Man of Steel was in part mirroring the ultra-realistic devastation caused by the super beings in Miracle Man according to David S. Goyer (another dystopian totalitarian vision).

Thing first shows up in the book Homebodies Charles Addams envisioned and portrayed Thing as a family pet that was so horrible to look at, the only thing readers ever see is his single human hand peeking out from the shadows or behind a curtain.

When the show went to television, Thing became a hand and arm in a box…

Because not every feminist is anti-porn, some of them even enjoy it.

Because even though a lot of feminists may not like pornography, they acknowledge that it’s something which has existed since the beginnings of civilization and that, while the modern porn industry isn’t perfect, it’s much better regulated than it was…

She’s so rich that she can use toilet paper as dog toilet paper.

You laugh. But you don’t want to go toe-to-toe with him in bird law.