I don’t know if that’s true.

Hey! He’s more than just a sibling and a sex tape guy. He’s also the star of a poor-man’s Flavor of Love.

But not a single gay person who is commenting here has even taken slight offense.

It really depends on where that kid comes from. To the people of Appalachia, Dolly is a saint and beloved by everyone.

Oh no, she gives away books to kids all around the world, not just Tennessee.

I’m much more interested in Jennifer Saunders’ claims that Dolly has a chest covered in tattoos.

This is a false equivalence and you know it, but I’ll humor you. According to the Supreme Court, ‘if a reasonable person understands them as obvious hyperbole’ then yes, yes they are.

Yet Canada bans hate groups like the WBBC.

Because, for some stupid reason, they consider hate speech part of free speech.

People over the age of 50 do not care for self-checkout. Whenever I go shopping with my grandmother and I suggest we use self-checkout, you would think that I just suggested we perform brain surgery in the middle of the store.

Not really, scatology is Chris Brown’s go to defense.

From a 2012 Twitter feud with comedian Jenny Johnson:

I want the full 20 cents in pennies. I like for my piggy bank to feel nice and heavy.

Then there’s makeup and beauty products. Want your man to wonder if you’re wasting away from the Consumption? Just have a complexion wafer.

Can I just trade it in for whatever Kinja’s worth instead?

Oh, that leads into a completely different idea of mine. America’s Next Top Cam Whore (But Just the Guys). Of course, none of these shows may interrupt the five house marathons of The Golden Girls, The Nanny, and Roseanne.

All I remember from this is it spawned a recurring MADtv sketch.

You forgot the episode where Roseanne and Jackie go out to a lesbian bar with Nancy and her new girlfriend!

It’s so heteronormative, it’s embarrassing. I should be in charge of Logo’s dating show department. Here are some of my ideas:

I know what scientists have said. That’s not what I asked.

I asked; “Why do you think this is an act of climate change?” (Even then, I was asking the person who brought up climate change, not you - no offense). You’re the only person describing these storms as ‘unusual’. The only time that officials used the word…

This is incredibly sad. An act of nature, weather, and - I’ll get beaten for this in the comments I’m sure - climate change.