I don’t know if that’s true.

Hey! He’s more than just a sibling and a sex tape guy. He’s also the star of a poor-man’s Flavor of Love.

But not a single gay person who is commenting here has even taken slight offense.

It really depends on where that kid comes from. To the people of Appalachia, Dolly is a saint and beloved by everyone.

Oh no, she gives away books to kids all around the world, not just Tennessee.

I’m much more interested in Jennifer Saunders’ claims that Dolly has a chest covered in tattoos.

This is a false equivalence and you know it, but I’ll humor you. According to the Supreme Court, ‘if a reasonable person understands them as obvious hyperbole’ then yes, yes they are.

There was also an official remake of The Seven Samurai set in a steam-punk future called Samurai 7. The same studio was planning to do an anime adaptation of Argento’s Suspiria (no idea if the setting was a ballet school...in space) but nothing came of it.

This one was actually good though (it had Debbie Harry and Ron Perlman) and, while I won’t use the words ‘rip’ and ‘off’, I think it’s safe to say there would be no Batman Beyond without Phantom 2040.

Noma Dumezweni’s was cast because she was the best actor for Hermione the directors found for this first run of the play. Subsequent Hermiones - and Harrys, Rons, Snapes, etc - will be black, indian, white, east asian, arabic, etc. That’s how plays work. It’s not that Hermione is now black - it’s that Hermione can be…

Yet Canada bans hate groups like the WBBC.

Because, for some stupid reason, they consider hate speech part of free speech.

People over the age of 50 do not care for self-checkout. Whenever I go shopping with my grandmother and I suggest we use self-checkout, you would think that I just suggested we perform brain surgery in the middle of the store.

Not really, scatology is Chris Brown’s go to defense.

From a 2012 Twitter feud with comedian Jenny Johnson:

I want the full 20 cents in pennies. I like for my piggy bank to feel nice and heavy.

Then there’s makeup and beauty products. Want your man to wonder if you’re wasting away from the Consumption? Just have a complexion wafer.

Rome. I know, technically, it was given a series finale because HBO was nice enough to let them know it wouldn’t be renewed for a third season. But the writers had an outline for at least five seasons, with the fifth (but not necessarily final) season focusing Tiberious, Caligula, and the rise of a cult started by…

Can I just trade it in for whatever Kinja’s worth instead?

Oh, that leads into a completely different idea of mine. America’s Next Top Cam Whore (But Just the Guys). Of course, none of these shows may interrupt the five house marathons of The Golden Girls, The Nanny, and Roseanne.

All I remember from this is it spawned a recurring MADtv sketch.