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All the actresses that have been cast were a part of a trilogy of horror films by Robert Aldrich about older women in peril.

De Havilland replaced Joan Crawford as Miriam in the follow-up to Baby Jane, Hush...Hush, Sweet Charlotte. Crawford dropped out of the film after a week of filming, she claimed she was ill, but

Aside from What Ever Happened to Aunt Alice? what did Geraldine Page have to do with What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?? Is this show just going to cover all of Robert Alrdrich’s Grand Dame Guignol trilogy?

Which American Horror Story alumni should play Ruth Gordon? I vote for Evan Peters.

Because, as far as I know, you’re the only person calling for proof. I don’t think Britney is even aware of this thread.

What if she has written a check, but she’s just choosing not to announce it to everyone?

I pronounce Versailles the correct way, just to piss off other Kentuckians.

Every iconic character? I can’t wait for the giant puppet based on the octopus from Hokusai’s “Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife”.

And in the picture, they’re essentially walking advertisements for their husband/son-in-law/brother-in-law who chose their outfits, you know like their flesh and blood Barbie Dolls. Not long after the photo, they were bouncing around singing along to his song about how he “made that bitch famous”.

There’s so much symbolism. The nude women, the vagina headpiece Kylie is wearing. I feel like David LaChapelle is leading us to the Holy Grail but I just don’t have enough Ketamine to understand.

That was actually just last year. Existence with the Kardashians is like being in one of those Buffy the Vampire Slayer hell dimensions, time passes much slower and it’s excruciating.

Are they paying you in Apple Pies?

Maybe to you, but I think that when most people hear the term child bride, they think of girls, 13 and under, usually in societies and cultures cut off from the rest of the world, whose parents have forced her into marriage, often for their own financial gain.

Girl’s who have no say in the marriage, girls who are

You seem to be under the impression that using the term ‘child bride’ some how lessens or condones the atrocity.

Of course child bride = rape victim. But you’re argument is like someone saying; “I don’t think we should call it female genital mutilation, I think we should call it disfigurement.”

No one is saying that

The term child bride implies that, at the very least, her family allowed this to happen. They did not. Furthermore, it makes her captors batshit delusions sound legitimate.

It’s billions. Maybe the only people who own up to it are in the millions, but the number is billions.

I love the story about how he went to Johnny Thunders* funeral, looked around at all the mourners crying, gets jealous and says to Bebe Buell; “That could’ve been me in that casket.” And Bebe just coldly responded; “It should have been, Steven.”

*Not that I’m saying Johnny Thunders was a great guy. He wasn’t.

The little girl from Poltergeist? Now I’m sad.

I think he would be a fun ghost.

This could be you hanging out with Truman Capote’s ghost:

I hope they don’t because I saw something talking abut the JonBenet case the other day and they only had a few sentences about Karr at the end of the segment that went something like; “John Karr confessed to the murder, but was eliminated as a suspect, he’s now undergoing a sex change.”

I remember reading a story in The National Enquirer (my sister got a box full of back issues from a neighbor) about how they sold a lot of the props off after the production without telling people what film they were from. Someone bought a desk for their mother, when the desk got delivered, their mom opened one of the

Tony Perkins, the head of the Family Research Council, who in the past has claimed that natural disasters are god’s way of punishing America for the gays, just had his house damaged in the floods.