Because I have zero maturity, there is no way I can imagine NOT drawing a ludicrous face on that beautiful blank canvas.

Plus he is the only character more annoying that Piper on OITNB.

Ah, the classic. We can't build a list of products that can clean anything without including these, and if I had a dollar for every vinegar or baking soda cleaning trick we've highlighted at Lifehacker I'd be very wealthy indeed. Long story short, with these two (not necessarily combined of course), you can clean just…

They should have never stopped airing Xena.

Before I derail this train and take it all the way to Dataville, agreed on needing more women in leading roles, not convinced they need to be women of royalty in antiquity (but I get the point,) and think that Hollywood would benefit from not-shitty-Michael-Bay movies in general.

I went to IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/search/title?y…

I don't want to be the one going, 'I'm cool, because I'm friends with all my exes.' There's a reason why you're called an ex. I crossed you off my list. Moving on. "

Personally, I think that's gross and lazy on the kitchen's part.

Is it completely bitchy of me to complain about shrimp not being de-veined? I know that if it's cooked, it's not really unsanitary, but shouldn't this be standard practice pretty much everywhere? I haven't complained about it, but it has grossed me out in the past. I'm just wondering how some of you waiters and…

I work for a pretty big cellphone carrier in Canada. I talk to entitled pieces of shit all day. This guy called in wanting to get a free iPhone for his daughter. The guy was pretty upset because the phone wasn't free, so he tells his daughter in back, "See, this is why you need to go to college, hunny. Do you want…

Actually, Primal Fear made Edward Norton (first role, first Oscar nod...).

In my early 20s I worked at an Ohio amusement park that rhymes with Rings Ryland, selling fried foods at a booth and sometimes frying them myself, and on busy nights and weekends selling beer and pretzels under the fake Eiffel Tower. We had our share of idiots, like the entitled morons who did not understand why I was…

Been there. After I got my illustrious degree and found that the entire country was short on jobs, I was a manager at a well known shoe store. When talking to a woman who hated me from the word go and I have no idea why. I wasn't rude or mean in any way. She was buying shoes for her son, she looked at me and said,…

I actually had almost the same experience while working at an Eddie Bauer. The customer remarked that I looked tired, and told her that I was, since I'd been there since open. She told me I should've gone to college, and I explained that I'd just graduated. She asked what I majored in, and I told her German, and…

I was working retail at a huge department store chain one holiday season. One day right before Christmas, we had huge rush of people last minute shopping and the lines were incredibly long. I had been at my register for hours without a break because the line never would die down.

Rural Alberta can be a strange place, as in "Deliverance" strange. I drove through recently, and stopped at what I took for a small, friendly town for gas (pump first, pay later!). Then I went to the diner to try to eat, but was stopped cold by a sign on the door: "Lost cat! We think he's been kidnapped! $5000 reward…

One of my favorite retail stories involved this one woman with a horrible world-travel superiority complex. You know the type— those people who wear crisp, breezy linen clothes 365 days a year and smell like patchouli and wear VERY expensive jewelry?

Excellent point.

"If you had just gone to college ..."

Oh, FUCK YOU, lady. Fuck you so hard. Meanwhile Ellie Moore, you and I are BFF's now. It is decided.

The only time anyone ever dared to make a remark like this to me, I was working at Eddie Bauer on a morning shift. Some lady took umbrage to my (corporate mandated), "Wool socks are…