This is off topic, but I'm getting caught up on GoT, and I just got your username. Last night as I drifted off, my brain kept repeating "GreyjoysMissingMember, GreyjoysMissingMember."

I know I can't beat the legend of the "crusty dildo" but I'll share my Senior year hell just the same.

Oh sweet lord alive, a pee towel? That is all kinds of wrong.

A PEE TOWEL????

Re: pee towel: WHAT WHO DOES THAT

Aaaaaaaaaaah... pee towel?!? Where did I put my brain bleach?

I'm reading just to see if I can spot myself.

she didn't get the job and wound up marrying a guy 25 yrs her senior and living as a housewife in Connecticut.

In college, I lived with a girl who I had known since birth. She was basically like my cousin. I knew she was quirky and cheap, but I didn't think about what that meant in roommate terms. Well. First, she had pets that she didn't take care of. I ended up adopting both her cats when we split up. But the cats were fine…

Not snarky, I'm wondering the same thing. Slicing it like this (taking the sides off, leaving the cross section containing the pit) seems like your wasting so much of the fruit.

I love reading terrible Yelp reviews... my wife is good at finding them.

I remember one time when I was shopping, I went to get my eggs and plastered over the refrigerator door was a laminated sign with huge bold lettering explaining that in the coming weeks the design of the egg carton was going to change. Below the sign were two more laminated pages. One with an image of the current…

I mean, I get it. Sometimes you've just gotta have an explosion of shitty bacon, frozen beef and waxy cheese.

There's so much to say about our friend Trevor J., but I'll leave it at this. He goes on for paragraphs Liz being a fatty fatty with fatness, but he starts it off by admitting that he gained 200lbs, which puts him pretty solidly in the fat category as well.

Both "Nick-pick" and "Shutter" are making me want to cry.

I read this story off of a reddit link, and a lot of people also came to her defense in keeping the car. The fact is, a known vehicle with a known maintenance history is a relatively smart decision over selling and getting a possible clunker. Controlling risk is just as important as controlling finances.

I WANT IT ALL

Christ, I hate that I know this: Dave Coulier's character Joey Gladstone wasn't an uncle. Uncle Jesse was the dead mom's brother, but Joey was just dad Danny's best friend. They never called him Uncle Joey. He was just Joey.

[shame sigh]

He always looks to me like the actual physical personification of how patchouli smells.