I think you're right about the lack of confidence.

It only works once you're in a committed relationship with someone who knows you so well that playing dumb is hilarious.

There is only one problem with leaving the butter out....

Not only don't insult my intelligence, but *listen* to what I'm telling you I want in a car.

My mom sends angry letters to the management of any establishment that gives us a really bad experience. We've gotten a lot of free stuff and discounts on things.

But how will I binge watch Law & Order on TBS when I'm flying to the west coast??

I work as an appellate public defender, and we joke that we are ones who didn't get caught, helping the ones that did. I was a smart, bored kid, as were most of my high school friends. We created an elaborate prank where shoebox stink bombs exploded simultaneously throughout our high school. If zero tolerance had…

Good. I taught at disciplinary alternative education school (think juvie-light for elementary school student.) Most of my students needed to be there for assaulting teachers or other students, setting fires, and bringing drugs or alcohol to school. I also had plenty of great students who made one stupid mistake…

Here's part of the temporary "shipping container mall" in downtown Christchurch, New Zealand, whose urban center was devastated by a massive earthquake a few years ago:

These are amazing. Nothing else need to be said.

I definitely agree with this! It's easy to talk to a store clerk or similar because the metaphorical ice is already broken, but talking with some random person who works or lives in the same building you do is a great way to build friendships, even if they are just casual ones where you smile and say hello (as…

Not so fast — maybe they want The Rock to bankroll the film as a producer!

Staying hydrated is pretty much always a good idea, and I'm sure it helps to wash toxins out of your body that can cause inflammation.

On the weekends, I work in a restaurant that flat out DOES NOT CARRY RANCH. It is one of the greatest pleasures of the job to tell people that they can't have any.
One of the side affects of this is that I now know it's a thing that people carry around bottles of ranch dressing in their purses or bags.
Unrefrigerated…

I think I first noticed this in House of Cards.. It made so much sense that I didn't even think of it as a thing.

"They would even mix it in with their sweet tea."

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I was JUST thinking "HEY IT MIGHT BE TIME FOR BCO" and then IT APPEARED.