He’s gonna show it now, isn’t he? :-(

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...

She’ll be back to beating the Trump drum when she returns to The View.

Cardi B needs to understand that cheating men enjoy the drama. It’s a power play. Their egos need multiple women attacking each other over them. Direct your anger at the source not the accomplice.

Just finished Kitchen Confidential, highly recommended for anyone who frequents restaurants.

Much edgelord, so never, ever, ever gonna have sex unless he pays a professional, much dumb, lazy, racist, butthurt child. How played out is the doge shit? Do you even internet?

Lol; little boy, all them burns hit your little shitty, white, punk-ass, virgin “xtraspeshul” ground, and I have yet to invest salt on your little, unseasoned, wonderbread, marshmallow ass. You might want to go lie down in some calamine lotion, or mayonaise-chicken salad though.

Yeah, I gotta say, I have no love for AB, but the Russel Crowe thing came to my mind too. Everyone dismissed her account and then RZA was like, “Well, yeah, that did happen”.

Your mom?

Please don’t try this woman, she will destroy you.

She sounds like every single other indie white girl out there. Like she’s got marbles in her mouth. It is not cute.

Michael Rapaport-For managing to look slimy and ashy at the same damn time. 

We think it’s ugly. 

Well, ok, so that’s 8.76 million right? But that’s gross, not net, so knock off 10% to an agent and 50% or so for taxes and all of a sudden you’re down to 4 million or so.

What’s it like to be an actual piece of shit that can type?

It’s so weird, I’m dating a guy who lives in Canada too. He’s really dreamy. His name? Oh, it’s, uhm, Tustin? Tustin Jrudeau. You wouldn’t know him. 

All these straight white men with their hard-ons for disruption can go eat a bag of dicks. 

Hamilton is either too stupid or too brave to understand he should have quit and never wrote again for Splinter while he still had some dignity.

Never forget…

oh look who’s back from the burn unit