What’s that saying about if you meet an asshole in the morning, you’ve met an asshole; if you meet assholes all day, you’re the asshole? She blew her chance to capitalize on what little advantage she had after she won her Oscar, and even after she got a bit of her own back - she really was done dirty - she wasn’t…

Looks to me like he’s speaking Sarcasm. There should be a font, so people who don’t speak it can tell.

In fairness, Davis might be one of those “bad apples” that (despite a long string of previous infractions) was totally unpredictable and (despite all the assistance and cover he received from his colleagues) is totally aberrant and (despite many officers with similar cases) is not at all reflective of the force.

You’re comparing a child to an inanimate object.

Gandhi slept with girls and Mother Theresa was a sadist. Kill your heroes, folks.

Thought Peter Thiel died for a second. Damn. 

These posters can play dumb if they want to, but every article here that mentions Meghan Markle results in irrationally angry comments. And the writers’s alleged “snark” plays right into it. They are no better than the psychotic comments on Twitter, YouTube and Reddit.

Oh, look at you, sounding as unhinged as I mentioned before.

Funny. I can read the same unhinged screeds right here on Jezebel from the writers and in the comments sections. Why are y’all pretending to be so aghast with Jeremy Clarkson’s comments now?

How do I hate this article? Let me count the ways.

I was so transfixed by the bunched up strands of hair shaking in front of his forehead that I couldn’t focus on anything else.

I feel that another key here is that not only will people not vote for Dems, they won’t vote at all, being that apparently the Democrat’s goals are the same as Republican goals. They are virtually indistinguishable at this point to people who don’t have every waking moment of their lives to pay attention to the news,…

Affleck was perfectly cast in Gone Girl. The character is kind of emotionally disconnected, and that matches Affleck’s basic affect.

Ben Affleck is usually just fine. Like Mark Wahlberg is usually just fine. A List, show-up, spout lines, support a bigger budget than the film might otherwise garner with a lesser (though probably more capable) lead. He’s had some acting moments. But I just tried to watch “Live by Night.” What a slog. I couldn’t…

I have to disagree. The world’s worst couple is, by far and large, Jared and Ivanka.

This is classic whataboutism. We can talk about policing people’s identities. But, raising it now just because we are talking about colorism smacks of deflection. Dark skin women are called names indicating they are “too black/dark” and receive racist treatment. White adjacentness takes the off some of the indignities…

Milo Ventimiglia and Mandy More are collectively so enjoyable to view, but if they could be excerpted and doing anything else I would be satisfied.   

Timberlake is the kind of person who would say it’s because he’s from the south. To be clear, it’s a blaccent, but he’ll never admit that.

Take your pick: Pink, Meghan Trainor, Iggy Azalea, Miley Cyrus, etc.

This Is Us is a terrible show that shouldn’t exist.