Always use protection!

No amount of CGI could’ve given Trump the stamina to throw one fake grenade.

Oh god another “I call out both sides, equal opportunity offender” manchild. AND you psuedo-quote a Star Wars character? Be still my heart.

I wonder what happened to him this many months of patches later...?

No. I like you, but don’t be happy someone got brain cancer. Period. Think of a more poetic or absurd torture (like all the girl scout cookies he’ll eat for the rest of his life will taste vaguely of farts), but don’t click your heels over brain cancer. I’m a broken, alcoholic sad sack these days, but cancer quips are…

It’s true. My state’s full of rock-headed idiots who think dying from stubbornness is better than admitting they made a big mistake.

Y’know what? I’m okay with it! They got a bit of perspective only when Trump came after them and their loved ones? Fine! Good enough. I’m optimistic and naive and my shits are gumdrop dreams, but goddamn if I’m not going to give them the one ounce of leeway if anything. Hey, good to see ya! The broken tortillas and…

Yeah, I know you’re right. 😞 These things take time if you want them done right. Bureaucracy and politics are slow and deliberate for a reason.

I hear that. Boxes of wine. The big, cheap ones.

Sure taking his sweat-ass time.

Hope my state legalizes it and soon. I’m up to a box of wine every five or so days now. 😟

Trump *is* a hemorrhoid. He’s a painful, irritating obstruction in our increasingly irregular lives, keeping us from business as usual or even feeling good from time to time.

I’m a terribly angry, drunk, and depressed fish these days, thanks for that.

Yes it is. They did it first, worst, and most often to the day. And only we’re expected to be civil and nice 24/365? Fuck that and fuck all these evil assholes. If they’re too stupid to see us knowingly do to them exactly what they did to us and not wonder “gosh, did we really look like this from the other side...?”…

I don’t care. Let’s shit on some of the most homo/transphobic states instead of none. One step at a time!

My parents are 11 years apart. Granted they aren’t the most adventurous people and maybe the first kid being on the way had something to do with the marriage, but they’re still together 40+ years later.

Maybe produce 500 or so and rake in pure profit? Seems like a good balance.

Extra Press + Goodwill = More Sales. Usually. Couldn’t hurt saying you listen then actually do something about it!

But god, I hate how that guy pivots. He’s barely even candid, much less endearing. For all of Nintendo’s excellent localizations, you’d think they’d have a more open communication process within their own company. “Hey this is what they care about! Let’s be open and sincere and straightshootin’ with customers, commit…

But for a second-party Nintendo sure doesn’t discipline Game Freak. Incomplete, inefficient, or outright canceled is the name of their games.